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Time for a reread before #5 drops

Page 27 and everyone is already horny... I can't

I'm obsessed with my little gargoyle friend x

I just said out loud "I can't believe she fucking said that"

Shoutout to everyone who said I should read CC prior... it was very much required.

But also trying to remember where we were at in ACOTAR outside of the events of HOFAS hurt my brain. Who? Huh??? What??? With WHOO? I did an acotar reread and still lost somehow 🤣

what the fuck is going on (gospel orchestra version)

I'm gonna throw up MY BABYYYYYY. This is cooked. So cooked.

Am I reading these books or are they fckn reading me

I'm sorry has Bryce Quinlan ever met Danika Fendyr? I'm starting to think Bryce had a Parasocial relationship with her online 😂🫠

I'm in fucking tears. Luther Corbois the man that you are. I don't know if I will ever recover from this book and there's only 300 pages to go....

OH GET FUCKED HONESTLY

I'm so unwell

I've reread this series in anticipation for next week's release... and I forgot how daft this girl is sometimes. 🤦‍♀️

“Vampires and cats have so much in common,” I said. “You both like to play with your prey. But do you piss on the carpet, too?”

I love her already

"It must be hard," he murmured. "To bear the weight of so much affection in a life so short."

I've known this guy all of 150 pages and already love him

Not me thinking "well, that was hectic. Anyway how is the happy ever after vibe gonna take up 100 pages?"

*turns page "oh fuck"

Upon reflection Ihe can go fuck himself

God I love me a sarah J maas morally grey man

"Son of a bitch." "Demons are real. I'm too drunk for this shit."

Considering the cringy moments, this made me laugh audibly.

I am... learning things about myself in this book...

That is all.

ONE BEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD *gasp* ;)

How is this man so tortured about being asked to have sex with the hot girl he's obsessed with "for duty"???? GO BANG HER BRO 😅

12 hour flight = 2 and a half elsie silver books and some odd stares from the guy next to me as I read for hours and hours straight.

Don't fucking talk to me because Bastion isn't real and I'm going to riot about it

I am so stressed for the miscommunication trope that is about to exist. These two. Omg.

Also Bastion... 🤤

Oh this man is going to break my heart isn't he?

Broooooo... I can't even

I have been sobbing for twenty minutes nobody talk to me

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. If what I think is going on, is going on then Dr Phil would've loved this 💀😅

I'm fucking sobbing this is going to send me into an early grave in the best way HAHAHAHA