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Going back in time to tell myself that reading this and manacled at the same time is one of the worst ideas I could have had (constant crying, constant torture, everything is fine)

The whiplash from silly hockey boys in love to war criminal handmaids tale 😵‍💫

I’m finally reading it (already crying)

Manacled/Alchemised simultaneous read double header - what could possibly go wrong????

Oh okay, Halloran is Hozier (and Work Song??)

I’m putting this one on old for ~a week or so~ to speed read through my soon to be returned library holds

I swear I’ve read this? Or this is giving me some sort of deja vu which is impossible considering it was released today so maybe I’m an oracle? If the ending is what I think it’ll be, it’s going to weird me out

Just burning through all the recommended fic recs while I’m in my Dramione era (although I’m flagging jumping right into another 1300 page book)

Rereading for impending (traditional) publication day, I forgot how absolutely FANTASTIC this is

Oh I am definitely not in the right headspace for this type of book right now, this may end up being a DNF 🫠 all those weeks on hold at the library too ugh

this is already so gorgeous 😭

“As I belonged nowhere on the conventional spectrum of sexual orientation, I allowed people to assume I was heterosexual, and I suppose I was, as all planes are male in spirit, just as all boats are female, and helicopters possess the souls of mischievous children.”

Absolute perfection 🤌🏻

This is so good 🥲

So far, this isn’t my vibe and I’m worried this will be another “Booktok led me astray” type of review

This is interesting enough but honestly I’m bored already at 35% (and devastated that I thought I was at 53% at first glance).

I thought the FMC was doing a cringy bit but turns out it’s not a bit! 🥲🫠 I might DNF this if it persists

The end is in sight 🥲

This is DENSE (and long) so I’ll be reading this in between other books for as long as my checkout at the library is current 🫠🥲

This might be the most boring installment in this series so far 🫠

What sort of Dawson’s Creek dialogue is this - no twelve year old talks like this 🥲

“We’ve been over this. You’re too pretty to wear pants” (booktok WHYYYYYYY) 😒🥲

Wait. Is this Harry Styles fanfiction 🫠🥲

IM SO BORED 🥲

I have had to read this one chapter at a time, adding other books in between because it is making me SO ANGRY.

Wow this is actually really bad, I cannot believe how highly it is rated??? I am STRUGGLING rn