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Pleading for more than a morsel of plot.

You know when you start reading something and you're like, "uh-oh, this might realign the molecules of my personality"? Well, you see......

Megan.........what is this

... big fanfic vibes (verdict still out on whether I mean this affectionate or derogatory)

I truly cannot believe how fully immersed I am in the 90's drama of which old rich white dude has which high-level corporate title at the House of Mouse, but here I am, riveted.

So far this is a beat-for-beat SNL recreation, yet somehow more leaden and unfunny than the actual show at its worst; what are we doing, Curtis??? We have 30 Rock at home.

I am truly ???? at the fact the 40-something year old narrator of this remembers the first and last name of every single person she went to high school with. Gun to my head, and I'm struggling to name half a dozen (my own name included).

The problem with novels about the art world is that when they earnestly describe the characters' art it always sounds dumb as hell

I went to the ballet last night, came home and instantly said: baby, it’s time to reread The Cranes Dance and ruin your life for a little

On a reread tear right now, and so far this book is as delightfully fun as I remembered it being.

I’ve been waiting to read this poolside, vacation-style, for months, so let’s do this, TJR.