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Honestly not bad so far

Bro the underground man is actually making me crash out. If you legit think this is a spoiler alert, THE BOOK CAME OUT ALMOST 200 YEARS AGO. Like he’s actually dumb I think. So are the others.

Is he actually stupid? How can he just stand there and be ridiculed? LITERALLY GO HOME AND TAKE A SHOWER. Like the Underground Man is actually making me upset rn. Please just leave your own book bro, I’m begging. Like I’m actually done. You have sweat going down your body from head to toe FOR LITERALLY WHAT? GO TAKE A SHOWER PLEASE. I did not need to read about you pacing a room for 3 pages. Spoiler alert ig.

Literally addicted and idk why

Okay, why am I actually addicted to this book 😭. It should not be this good, but it is icl

Evie is literally lorelai and I love it

I DONT LIKE DAIN WTH. He’s freaking annoying and I hope he dies

HSIDKEBSJS SLSKKD

WHAT THE HECK. LETS FREAKING GO VIOLET

I’m genuinely crying.

I’ve been crying since Joey’s note

I’m glad teddy lynch is dead

I feel so bad for Joey. And Aoife. I hate teddy and I really don’t like Shane