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I fear I might be stupid bc it took me far too long into the book to realize the main character's names are plays on Lenin and Marx

very interesting but its already looking like the "revolutionary act" against the regime is gonna be these two having boring sex

this is book is freaking awesome and I just found out that his other book is Gauss fanfiction which is insane and I need to read it

yes I'm already reading two books. yes, I started a new one. However the difference is that I'm really liking this one

all of lotr takes up four paragraphs but IM SO CLOSEEEEE

I look upon this book with dread. Every time I pick it up it's a battle and then I read like five pages, get used to the ridiculous prose and before you know it I'm crying over hurín

now i understand why been and luthien and the children of hurin are published as separate volumes because those stories were absolutely incredible, but fighting through the first 150 pages of the worlds densest exposition to get there??? not the vibe...

shut upppppp the sun and the moon as doomed lovers?!?!????the sun as divine feminine and the moon as divine masculine??? a total eclipse the only time they get to be together......

we're in the endgame now

no!!! this was actually sooo cool and then he started listing ever elf that has ever existed

absolutely fighting for my life to get through this. how many times can we discuss whether the soul is immortal????

talking about this for my religion final project so reading it is basically hw

oh my gosh socrates dies :(

I promise I didn't forget about this one it's just that having to read plato everyday makes reading not fun

I'm really into this but there's no way I'm gonna get it done before the paper I have to write on it is due :(

look im sure by the time i finish this book im gonna think it genius but right now K is so insufferable its making this impossible to read

it's about british people :(

Socrates (correctly) says that plants have consciousness

finished crito 💪

"Auld Lang Syne" is my favorite thing John green has written, and it's an essay I return to at the start of each new year. This book is gonna get five stars for this piece alone

Freud would have field day. King has ISSUES and he thinks his father is the cause of all of them

needed to read some john green that gives me hope for humanity

finished "Apology". bro did NOT apologize

yo, Socrates sarcasm king??

Green has made it very clear that with all the resources we have today (including THE CURE), TB exists now solely as a disease of injustice. At this point in the book, its seeming like the argument he is going to make is that TB has always been a disease of injustice, which I am very interested to read.

wait wait wait

the effortlessly charming boy who can wrap people around his fingers with his words falls in love with the songbird from the seam, only for the object of his affection to be exaggerating her feelings for him as a tool to survive the hunger games? To have his world crash down when they get back to 12 ?

oh my god Snow sees himself in Peeta

"I surprise even myself when I launch into Haymitch's arms first, when he whispers in my ear 'Nice job, Sweetheart.'" shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

I'm cruising through this, but do I bring it home with me? Do I bring catching fire? Do I commit to a full reread?

PEETA "SHE 👏CAME👏HERE👏WITH 👏ME" MELLARK