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is this book implying that zelda had something to do with the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand??

the power of a good massage, truly. i could use a massage. i think i will book an appointment.

THATS THE TITLE OF THE BOOK!

you know when you're reading a book and looking forward to the romance and loving the buildup but then for some reason the second it actually happens you become disinterested and dont feel like finishing the book? yeah. me too. maude i love you

lowk let nightshade die idk save the others he is just okay

stupid ass word limit. oro and isla actually have spent TIME together. grim and her have not. like what the hell bro. dear god. dear. god. i dont even believe in god. and yet. i'm unnecessarily upset.

i don't know if i can finish this. god, she is totally going to end up with grim, huh. FUCK it should be oro. he is so much better and there is minimal contact between isla and grim anyway. like WDYM BRO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BE MR DARCY WITH ALL THIS "YOU HAVE BEWITCHED ME BODY AND SOUL" BULLSHIT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HER BRO. anyway maybe i need to get into fanfics just to see oro get his happy ending because dear god

has he considered being with men

because do you think he would tell you? you arent that special bro

LIKE HE AND NARI ARE CLEARLY GOOD PEOPLE CHILL BRO UR PISSING ME OFFF

girl wym he saved you and has shown nothing but loyalty and kindness and you IMMEDIATELY judge him like crazy. be soooo fr.

please stop repeating the same sentences over and OVER again jesus

ryan gosling in science nerd shirts