Mason Handsford > Recent Status Updates

Stealing an SS soldier’s bicycle….. tisk tisk

A handsome Nazi chopping wood. Sounds legit

Digging through a stomach for spark plugs….. interesting

Cutting off your scalp and pouring gasoline all over yourself sounds pretty sane

Dead turtles

Falling trees are just as deadly as a virus!

My book club says I gotta stop here until next week

This is very sad so far, but very good

Another one infected and a guy that likes to torture bugs

Scoutmaster locked in a closet eating wallpaper

A secluded Boy Scout camp where a man infected with a government created virus arrives looking starved. Except he has stuffed himself with anything he could find to eat, and I mean anything.

Not the ghost hunter who’s never seen a ghost running out of the house!!?

Cane Corsos, the Violent Scooby Doos

Very interesting POV in this book, but I’m loving it.

Straight to Jail

Ahh yes, a brotherhood of conspirators

Sneaky anti government sex

Not a forbidden love letter! 😱

Gloomy and depressing world where the government re-writes book and newspapers to cover everything they’ve done wrong

HOLY SHEET!

So the kids have been throwing rocks at the witch and now she has been very mad. The local “Witch Police” whatever you want to call them are going to snatch up one of the kids in the middle of the night to put him in jail for angering the witch.

A peacock is roasted, a pig’s heart is found , and all the creeks have turned to blood

This crazy lady keeps stealing animals to sacrifice them. Now she thinks her and the witch are besties. I have a feeling she will be the first to die

A kid stabbed the Witch in her nipple and then the dog tore up her arm. She sent the dog flying and he didn’t eat for a couple days and now he is missing.

Recording the Witches whispers with an iPhone to trick someone else into listening to it. Just to see if they will kill themselves from the recording too. These boys are diabolical

So the local teens moved a lamp Pat into the Witch’s path that she walks every morning. Her eyes are sewn shut so she bumped right into it and fell in her ass.
Meanwhile the group that keeps the curse contained to their town only places bets on how the witch will first appear to the new residents.(They warned them not to move there) The witch entered their house for her first appearance. They are SPOOKED!