Jess > Recent Status Updates

The saints are like vampires yayyy

“I’m used to resisting what my body screams for.”

Very wlw words from Treila. I really like this altercation between her and the loving saint.

I think there will be an actual starving saint

Toxic yuri meets catholic guilt

I knew this shit was gonna be gay 😛

And now the alternating 1st and 3rd person point of views in the Andrew/Eric chapter? Illustrating Eric succumbing to the might of whatever is causing this apocalypse as Sabrina’s altered point of view suggests. Yes I like.

I really like the way Tremblay writes bleakly. Sabrina’s 1st person passage transported me into her entranced state.

A STORMAGANZA

Paul tremblay loves a Datsun

Leonard is a creep ew

Ahhh babies!

Mr. Crowley

Oh Heathcliff you sick freak

I hope Linton‘s whiny ass dies

Heathcliff is just so terrible I need Cathy to haunt a little harder

Have to lock in for every Heathcliff line because I know he’s about to say something completely batshit.

And here I thought I’d casually read this. Big mistake, huge. Crashing out.

IF HE HAD LOVED WITH ALL THE POWERS OF HIS PUNY BEING, HE COULDN’T LOVE AS MUCH IN EIGHTY YEARS AS I COULD IN A DAY. Heathcliff, you terrible, horrible man-poet.

It is in danger of splitting its skull against my knuckles

Cathy kind of sucks. She would be the type to haunt

It’s me I’m Cathy I’ve come home!

Team Enzooo!

Ok there is hope

So Nina is fat, old, unattractive, fat, crazy, can’t have kids, and shes also fat. So she’s just a failure of a woman? I’m hopeful that this will become more dimensional.

Team Enzo

Wilhelmina -> Millie?

My name’s not Rick!

Sorry, BIG BLUE EYES?