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THE DOG DIES?????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

“I aM eViL ElEsSiA.” *insert annoying SpongeBob gif*. Grow up

The most I’ve enjoyed this book so far is Elessia getting tortured. That girl is the most irritating FMC I’ve ever met. I had to start listening on 3.5 speed just to get through it

Dude, Elessia is annoying as shit

Someone please tell me this gets better cause it’s not looking good so far 😭

Reading the first chapter and I felt like “Whale” was just getting mentioned A LOT. It felt like it was every other word so I decided to go back and count them.

Whale occurs 26 times in the first chapter. And that’s not counting the times the formal name “Livyati” which seems to be the species name for whales

I had to go through surgery and get put under to get sterilized and Ren just has to drink some weird potion? Jealous

Yet another book chosen by my book club that makes me want to give up on reading.
I know why Romeo & Juliet off themselves, and it’s because of this book

We love a childfree FMC!

The banter between Ezer and Arawan reminds me of Nina and Matthias from Six of Crows. It’s fantastic

The Redguard? Oh no. Now all I’m going to be able to think about is Elder Scolls lore

“I can smell if a woman is a virgin.”
Excuse me? What the actual hell.

I hate the use of “Foc” in place of just saying f*ck. It’s really irritating me for some reason.

I am quickly *falling* off the urge of actually wanting to read this book. RomComs are absolutely NOT my thing and this is agony

“I’m thirty-three going on thirty-four and if a penis comes anywhere near my vag, it might actually bark and growl. Shit, it might bite. I swear there is a tiny No Trespassing sign hanging on my mons pubis.”
My book club chose this for our September read. I’m not even a full chapter into this book and I want to throw up in my mouth.