Tiana E. > Recent Status Updates

I was about to say feelings left unsaid wrecks me in all the irritating ways, & then I took it back because …. Well yeah. 😅

OHP!! Nobody touches her without her permission and if they don’t listen to “no means no” he’ll “chop off the offending part on the b******* body and personally choke them to death with it”?
Green flag. I’m SAT!
Yes.
More.
Thank you.

MS. MA’AM ARIEL!!! I am … I have no words. I will not find rest until I read the last page!!

Something bad is gonna happen and I just might throw the kindle.

Ok, that was very stressful. And now my flabbers are taste because … excuse me what?? HUH?!?! Go away Jackson with an X … from Utah. 😂😂😩😩 jk ugh.

I’m emotionally too invested.

“Welcome to the End of the World”

Listen. If my application into Fourth Wing, Second Squad is Denied …. Unit 7 is RIGHT. NEXT. TO. IT. 😩🤤

“Say it …. A knot …. say it.”

BSFFR. I am so damned unserious because my brain is saying…. “Out loud. Say it. ….. A Vampire.” 😂😳

NGL … the “hush ….. *cunnilingus*”

Alright. That’ll do it. 😂😂

idk I know it’s supposed to be hot but the whole “you smell like you just came…” right before it? It’s ICK for Me.

She doesn’t use anything to wash herself in the bath?!

eeeeeeeeeeYUCK!

“Sometimes, it’s the righteous who are most dangerous.”


OOP.

It’s been a while since I’ve read something this intense as far as thought provoking and active annotating goes.
I’m enjoying it so far!

I’m honestly worried for Joe at this point and I’m 30% sure we’ve met the killer 👀

Listen I know it’s a classic. BUT here’s the word count so far and I’ve just started chapter 2

Erect: 5
Ejaculated: 3

“He stood erect.”
“‘Wretched inmates!’ I ejaculated mentally.”

I forgot .. is this a Love Triangle?!?

It’s Sabrina. Or Makayla.

I’m sorry, WHAT?!
Play that back because WHAT?!?!

not gonna lie, I thought this was an enemies to lovers, ‘‘tis not. HOWEVER, am I disappointed? Absolutely not. I’m EATING up this tension between Illyria and Cedric 🥵

okay .. nobody died. YET…
and I’m okay with that.

😒🧐🥵

6 books in … I just know the Twisted Sisters are about to hit me with some devastation. 😒🧐

My prediction: Darcy is going there to ends Orions bad luck and break the star bond they made, but the stars are going to give them a new bond instead… Elysian Mates. PLEASE.

I can’t emotionally recover from more damage.

Well … you know what ….

“Alex! It’s a $40,000 painting!”
“Really? Huh. I thought it was expensive.”

Oh please. 😩😩🥵🥵

“Alex, it costs $40K!”
“Really? Shit. I thought it was expensive.”


Ugh. I didn’t know I was reading a fairy tale. 😩😩

I was living this at first but something’s not sitting right with me about Rachel.

Somehow he (Jake) went from “𝓢𝓱𝓮’𝓼 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓮” to “Yₑₛ ᵢ ₗₒᵥₑ ₛₕₐᵣᵢₙg wᵢₜₕ ₘy bₑₛₜᵢₑ.”

And it’s giving me the ick. Idk it’s the utter devotion and love that he’s got for Rachel and she just dismisses it.

The irony of complaining of having the conversation about the damage that the press does WHILE IN PUBLIC is pissing me off.

Because this is 100% going to ruin them, isn’t it!

“I know him and he knows me.”

Okay Rachel. You’re delulu and I’m over your ass rn.

“If you ever need some sugar, you know who to ask.”

LMFAO. IF THAT isn’t the cheesiest shit ever … do it again I love it. 🤣😩

IKYFL .. his best friend picks her up.
GURRRLLLL

I like this story but the insta-love and zodiac/signs were meant to be/soul ties stuff … it’s not giving for me.