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Kingfisher has started to post and make fun of people reviews over bsky. How many times do we need to say reviews aren’t for authors!?

Finally we’re getting somewhere! The constant questions in narration are still annoying.

Why are these forty year old women so vapid and pathetic? Is this a thing now?

Why does everyone have Interrogative Internal Monologue Disease? Please, stop…

…the prose is ATROCIOUS dear fucking god in heaven

Meh…

We get it, their house is nice.

This one made me miss Freida books. I am not joking (it’s so boring)

I can’t believe I’m saying this but at least Freida keeps you entertained with dumb twists.

So, uh, when are things gonna start to happen?

“By the way, beneath the wit and lust, they recognized a terrible kinship of exhaustion and despair.”

When? Fuck off.

Even Cazador lost brain cells… holy fuck

This book is literally just: cock, sex, horny metaphor, cock again

Of course the Paladin is gigantic lmao come on. Astarion is of pretty average height but here he sounds like a shojo heroine with bird bones

Dude, your oath should have been broken 10 pages ago. Why are you this stupid?

Most useless Paladin ever. Can’t even use Divine Sense. Pathetic.

Kingfisher really doesn’t know how to give her characters interiority… or how a magistrate job works for that matter.

This is turning out to be a “BG1 novelization” case for me. Vapid.

What in the dogshit, millennial-ass, marvel vomit, cringe prose? End me. Dude is dying and he’s QUIPPING.

Why is the prose in these thrillers so dogshit (yes, that’s my critical, academic opinion)?

Man, fuck this ending and epilogue.

What in the dumb plot twist… Hilarious.

I can't stand this trend of terminally stupid main characters. I'm too old for this.

How do you not notice your food has TONS of hair? Are you stupid?

Not Goldy! No!

“Why are you so skeptical?” Becky levels her dark brown eyes at me. “Are you a Scorpio?” “He is,” Krista confirms, nodding. I glare at the two women, ready to stab both of them. (Not really.) “Look, I don’t care what some random woman told us. I’m not going to kill Krista, okay? Do I look unhinged to you?”

Wait, now I want both women to DIE. They're so goddamn stupid.

"In jeans and a hoodie, without makeup on, she’s a nice-­looking girl. If she made even the slightest effort? Well, she’d be really hot. And she’s just my type too."

Man, shut the fuck up. I hope the twist is that you die. LMAO

“One of them was a self-professed kickboxing fanatic. He then demonstrated by kicking a hole in our wall.”

This is a comedy… right?

“Anyway, murder happened. Here is the paragraph.” prose

Mixed feelings about the clumsy plot but I support the thesis. Go girls, kill these men! No amount of “but he has a sad backstory” can justify this particular man.