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smetchie is starting Milkweed

— Aug 28, 2023 06:48AM Add a comment

smetchie is starting Circe

— May 12, 2023 10:12AM Add a comment

smetchie is 70% done with The Man in the High Castle

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smetchie is reading The Underneath

this book is annoying.

— May 14, 2015 07:52AM Add a comment

smetchie is finished with The Narrow Road to the Deep North

— Feb 20, 2015 07:39AM Add a comment

smetchie is on page 35 of 467 of The Narrow Road to the Deep North

Tasmania? I had no idea. See what happens when you just pick up a book and read it because someone told you to?

— Jan 29, 2015 07:10AM Add a comment

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OH GOD!

— Sep 04, 2013 09:47AM 2 comments

smetchie is 50% done with clownfucker

Is 8.75inches really big enough to be the biggest cock a slutty chick has ever seen? I'm not sure about that. I mean, not that I...I have slutty friends.

— Sep 01, 2012 11:24AM Add a comment

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Something else.

— Mar 13, 2012 10:14AM 1 comment

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Alfonso may be the one with the biggest dick in this here site! But nobody beats Esteban's balls if we talking about big!!!

— Mar 12, 2012 06:55PM 2 comments

smetchie is on page 305 of 400 of Belong to Me (Love Walked In, #2)

tangled webs a-plenty!

— Feb 22, 2012 05:14PM Add a comment

smetchie is finished with Oryx and Crake (MaddAddam, #1)

— Feb 01, 2012 10:13AM Add a comment

smetchie is on page 143 of 389 of Oryx and Crake (MaddAddam, #1)

— Jan 17, 2012 11:19AM Add a comment

smetchie is on page 75 of 396 of The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)

why am I reading this?

— Nov 15, 2011 05:07PM Add a comment

The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)

smetchie is on page 117 of 316 of The Traveller Returns

— Oct 27, 2011 06:47AM Add a comment

smetchie is 35% done with Eternal on the Water

HOKEY is an understatement. I need a better word. The worst part is I'm probably not going to stop reading it.

— Sep 27, 2011 01:59PM Add a comment

smetchie is on page 48 of 256 of Call Me by Your Name

This book just held me hostage in my bedroom and now I have Stockholm Syndrome. I sure hope this is a "Lend Me" because I really wanna lend it.

— Sep 11, 2011 02:53PM Add a comment

smetchie is reading Afraid (The Konrath Dark Thriller Collective #3)

stupid nook preview was only 19 pages! That's not enough to tell if I like it or not! I gotta have at least 40.

— Jul 13, 2011 06:39PM Add a comment

Afraid (The Konrath Dark Thriller Collective #3)

smetchie is on page 275 of 422 of Pope Joan

this is getting really good!

— Jul 05, 2011 08:29AM 3 comments

smetchie is on page 60 of 422 of Pope Joan

The Dark Ages. argh.

— Jun 24, 2011 11:52AM Add a comment

smetchie is 20% done with The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists

Neil Strauss deserves every piece of hate mail he gets.

— Jun 17, 2011 10:07AM Add a comment

smetchie is reading The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists

This is revolting!

— Jun 16, 2011 09:18AM Add a comment

smetchie is 85% done with A Visit from the Goon Squad

power point chapter!

— Jun 02, 2011 07:44AM Add a comment

smetchie is on page 118 of 288 of A Visit from the Goon Squad

— May 31, 2011 11:34AM Add a comment

smetchie is on page 37 of 288 of A Visit from the Goon Squad

— May 28, 2011 06:40AM Add a comment

smetchie is on page 500 of 870 of Voyager (Outlander, #3)

saving the rest of this for the beach.

— May 28, 2011 06:40AM Add a comment

smetchie is on page 26 of 397 of A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail

"loony hillbillies destabilized by gross quantities of impure corn liquor and generations of profoundly unbiblical sex."

— May 14, 2011 05:56PM 1 comment

A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail

smetchie is on page 220 of 870 of Voyager (Outlander, #3)

I like how it's just Jamie and no Claire! I'm sure she'll show soon and ruin it.

— Apr 28, 2011 05:22AM Add a comment

smetchie is on page 140 of 368 of Drowning Ruth

There's a WATER THEME! Jesus I get it already. You don't have to drown me.

— Apr 11, 2011 10:30AM Add a comment

smetchie is on page 53 of 368 of Drowning Ruth

I'm so glad I don't have a drowning phobia!!

— Apr 07, 2011 09:41AM Add a comment

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