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Emu is on page 146 of 224 of Suncatcher
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Emu is on page 242 of 280 of Holler
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Emu is on page 157 of 280 of Holler
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Emu is on page 61 of 280 of Holler
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Is downloading a 36 file of every Pokemon game (ROM) Gameboy-DS onto my Delta Emulator what they meant by “gotta catch them all?” Because now I have more Pokemon games on my iphone than the average person. I would play them in order but dude I’m already playing Pokemon white. Holy Pika-Piracy!!
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Emu is 17% done with No One Knows: Stories
30pg of 174

Started reading again I forgot I was reading this
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“Are you a shell out for 988?” - “Emu” 2026 (this quote is probably gonna sound fucking stupid in about a week. But quite frankly as for now I think it’s so fucking stupid it’s funny.)
Jul 27, 2026 06:04PM 1 comment

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STAT: I think I’m the only one who ever took “cat Astronauts” race to mars that seriously. dunno I just hate messages in children’s books that really just are so fucking fake. Hate it with all my being. Hate happy endings for the same reason. Lil Darkie’s song “hanging myself with my phone charger” was supposed to be a joke. Not an actual piece of advice. I lowkey forgot he had a song titled that
Jul 27, 2026 04:06PM Add a comment

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Watched the original Donnie Darko yesterday and watched the directors cut today. I liked it but also I got zero clue what the actual fuck it is or means. Imma watch a YouTube video later but man I don’t.. I don’t GET. Maybe I’m a moron?
Jul 22, 2026 04:30PM Add a comment

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Emu is on page 41 of 256 of No One Knows: Stories
Currently on the second story: “School Girl” I read this one already as a standalone and I loved it. I wanted to reread it again anyways as soon as I finished it so this gives me the chance to. Yay for Oceans of PDF’s am I right? Very good. Dazai deserves respect- not a fedish-y Anime boy based off him. Bungo stray dogs fans piss me off. Imagine drowning yourself only for your legacy to be reduced to THAT.
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Literally I punched my wall Monday and yet I’m already debating on punching it again. I feel lonely I want a friend I feel lonely so lonely fucking lonely
Jul 15, 2026 05:48PM 1 comment

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TRULY RIP to drinking my moms stolen tequila and MAINLY MEZCAL! Fuck Mezcal was amazing 12 days (not in a row but man I wish)of pure fucking happy. Now what? Repetive books, shows and movies? More pointless shit in my pointless life. being a fucking lazy couch sitter? I don’t care about being a librarian. I’d rather strangle myself out with charger cords or starve to DEATH INTENTIONALLY.
Jul 09, 2026 05:24PM Add a comment

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I have too many books to read. Like 4 physical library books. 11 ON LIBBY. I don’t know. Reading is just getting per usual repetitive. So fucking repetive. Doesn’t matter good or bad. It’s just book after book. One to the next not even.. worth anything! More pointless distraction+entertainment! Truly what the HELL am I even doing with my life? AND WHY? Stolen Mezcal ran out. Bored now. Damn it.
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