Emu > Recent Status Updates

“Are you a shell out for 988?” - “Emu” 2026 (this quote is probably gonna sound fucking stupid in about a week. But quite frankly as for now I think it’s so fucking stupid it’s funny.)

STAT: I think I’m the only one who ever took “cat Astronauts” race to mars that seriously. dunno I just hate messages in children’s books that really just are so fucking fake. Hate it with all my being. Hate happy endings for the same reason. Lil Darkie’s song “hanging myself with my phone charger” was supposed to be a joke. Not an actual piece of advice. I lowkey forgot he had a song titled that

Watched the original Donnie Darko yesterday and watched the directors cut today. I liked it but also I got zero clue what the actual fuck it is or means. Imma watch a YouTube video later but man I don’t.. I don’t GET. Maybe I’m a moron?

Currently on the second story: “School Girl” I read this one already as a standalone and I loved it. I wanted to reread it again anyways as soon as I finished it so this gives me the chance to. Yay for Oceans of PDF’s am I right? Very good. Dazai deserves respect- not a fedish-y Anime boy based off him. Bungo stray dogs fans piss me off. Imagine drowning yourself only for your legacy to be reduced to THAT.

Literally I punched my wall Monday and yet I’m already debating on punching it again. I feel lonely I want a friend I feel lonely so lonely fucking lonely

TRULY RIP to drinking my moms stolen tequila and MAINLY MEZCAL! Fuck Mezcal was amazing 12 days (not in a row but man I wish)of pure fucking happy. Now what? Repetive books, shows and movies? More pointless shit in my pointless life. being a fucking lazy couch sitter? I don’t care about being a librarian. I’d rather strangle myself out with charger cords or starve to DEATH INTENTIONALLY.

I have too many books to read. Like 4 physical library books. 11 ON LIBBY. I don’t know. Reading is just getting per usual repetitive. So fucking repetive. Doesn’t matter good or bad. It’s just book after book. One to the next not even.. worth anything! More pointless distraction+entertainment! Truly what the HELL am I even doing with my life? AND WHY? Stolen Mezcal ran out. Bored now. Damn it.

It’s fucking Great so far! Yay! Also I was gonna finish it rn but I was like half asleep on the couch. Ha. Only woke up because my mom called me telling me the WiFi was back. Anyways. Amazing book! Love the main character. He’s realistic and good. Amazing Art tooo!

This art is dope as helllll

God damn today was fun. Much music just blasting in my room. W Mac Miller + Daniel Tanghal and YouTube being fun. Yay! Today was great

5+1/2shots of Tequilla and the rest of the MUG being filled with Lime Jarrito’s? FUCKING LIT WEDNESDAY!!!!!! YAYAYAYAAYYAAYYAAYYAYAYA

5+1/2shots of Tequilla and the rest of the MUG being filled with Lime Jarrito’s? FUCKING LIT WEDNESDAY!!!!!! YAYAYAYAAYYAAYYAAYYAYAYA

Drunk. Been since 3: whatever the fuck.

Whatever the time was- I feel AMAZING! Yayay! Yay for Lime Jarrito’s!!!

4:53: I FEEL AMAZING! Yayayayayay! Yay. Daniel Tanghal is stillllll the most underrated guy on earth

W BETTER CALL SAUL!

It’s been only 20 min? Since I drank? Idk anymore b I feel great!!! I want 100M McGriddles! But I can’t!

I feel great still!!!! Yayayayaya! Gracias Tequilla a mixed with LIME Jarrito’s SODA’s

Yay Kendrick’s song “Swimming pool (drank)” it’s a great song! Ayayayayayayya YAY! I love today! I love today!

CODINE TEARS IN HER FANTA BY “Sickboyrari” ABSOLUTELY SLAPPPPPS!!! Yay! I’m 100% drunk drunk drunk! GRACIAS THE JARRITOS COMPANY!!! Yay for lime Flavored Jarrito’s SODA! You’re the best to put in MEZCAL! And tequila to mask the taste! You make Tequila tolerable!!! Yay for Jarrito’s!!! W LIME FLAVOR?!!!

CODINE TEARS IN HER FANTA BY “Sickboyrari” ABSOLUTELY SLAPPPPPS!!! Yay! I’m 100% drunk drunk drunk! GRACIAS THE JARRITOS COMPANY!!! Yay for lime Flavored Jarrito’s SODA! You’re the best to put in MEZCAL! And tequila to mask the taste! You make Tequila tolerable!!! Yay for Jarrito’s!!! W LIME FLAVOR?!!!

Also!! I picked up 5(I think) books at two separate Libaries!!! Fuck yeah! More litature! Well.. comics and manga. But still paper in books!!!! Yayayay!

FUCK YEAH! Got two bottles of Jarrito’s (plastic bottle they have more soda than the glass ones) imma get lit tonight! Got tequila and that fucking Hello kitty cup my Tia got me to drink soda in… but we ain’t drinking plain soda! Hell no we ain’t! Waiting for my Ma to go to work so I can get lit!!!! Fuck yeah! Haven’t down this since the 11th so how long then? Too long! Florida was also great!

“But if those people were to think about it from our perspective, and see how we had tried to endure despite how terribly painful it all was, and how we had even tried to listen carefully, as hard as we could, to what the world might have to say, they would see that, in the end, the same bland lessons were always being repeated over and over, you know, well, merely to appease us.” -Dazai Osamu.