That is the simplest definition of Occupy Wallstreet I’ve ever seen.
“"What, no hallucinogenic smoothie?"”
“"You can’t destroy all life on the planet Earth because Max enjoys an occasional peyote milkshake!"”
“The sun was just setting, and the storm had lifted enough that the sky filled with pink, and the feeling that he was starring in some kind of demented post-apocalyptic film intensified.”
“It was like something out of a post-apocalyptic movie, or the Great Depression – The Road meets The Grapes of Wrath.”
“"Yes. I think we should use your expertise more. Not only because you are the most medically competent furry I know, but because your choice of furry character is so deliciously ironic."”
“"Seriously. Most people have no idea how grueling politics is. It’s a bloodsport."”
“Except for one guy, they were all young, and they had the beauty that youth gives to everything – a beauty you don’t get to appreciate until you’re a bit older than that – and Blake had an epiphany. He had been beautiful like that one day too. Everyone who was young.”
“"Where did you get all those medieval weapons?" "We had them from LARPing. A job requirement," said the other guard, who wasn’t wearing sunglasses, but sported a Pittsburgh Steelers ball cap.”
Go Steelers!
“…"the appearance of randomness doesn’t guarantee it."”
Personally, I have NEVER believed in coincidence.
“Why is it […] that whenever we really want something, the wanting of it gets in the way of the having it?”
“"You can’t start a religious war over a programing glitch with a refrigerator fetish"…”
“…many of them weren’t eating simply because they didn’t have access to any food. People were actually starving.”
“It was like being on the set of a bad porno, when the director suddenly decided to do a film about demonic possession.”
“"You know, for a prophet, you swear a lot."”
“…"I’m going to start administering New God Noogies, and Speaker-style Atomic Wedgies. There may even be some High Church Swirlies."”
Can I get an AMEN! ROFLMFAO!!!
“"People say that?" "I’m people. So, yes."”
You can’t have a proper apocalypse without cold beer!
“"It’s the End of the World, after all. You can’t expect everything to go like clockwork."”
“…"We’re FUBAR. TARFU and FUBAR! TARFUBAR! Oh, that’s good! I wish I could tweet that!"”
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