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One of the plot points is similar to that time the Burger King account made a tweet saying ‘all woman belong in the kitchen’

Not even joking and it’s so funny.

Vibing with the book so far. I need to see Marisa’s view on ‘Severance’.

Paul my Shayla or whatever

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Paul helping Annie pay her taxes is one of the funniest things Stephen King has ever wrote.

Really good so far but I hate the name x-ville 😒

OH A RE READ, HOW I MISSED MY FAVORITE CHAIN SMOKER AUTHOR AND MY FAVORITE INSANE NURSE FANGIRL

Accidentally spoiled myself, might dnf if this doesn’t go anywhere for me 🤡🤡

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The best crash outs, I understand Bonnie completely.

Krystal victim blaming 😀

‘What if the world ended? What if a global catastrophe happened? How would I watch Three’s Company?’

This woman is so amazing I love her!!

So excited for this, clicking my heels and doing a little dance.

Ok you guys are yearning for each other but clocks are literally getting BOMBED you two need to lock the FUCK IN!!!!

I wonder if Tumblr Steam Powered Giraffe fans and a field day with this.

I had to put this book to the side because I thought I would have a panic attack if I kept reading.

I love this book

I think I accidentally spoiled myself when trying to see what page I was on

Damn my stupid life…