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In Which I Want This Book To Be Over Already

Ok whatever atp🙂‍↔️🤕

Very glad I know this was written by a tumblr user because the amount of bullshit happening 💀💀

I’m going to be sick I just want them to be happy

Put O’Malley and Lomeli in a murder mystery and they’d solve that shit in 2 hours flat.
My gossip girls 💞💞

Raskolnikov: ‘I’m going for a wal-‘

Razumikhin: ‘IM GOING WITH YOU?!? CAN I GO WITH YOU?! CAN I PLEASE GO WITH YOU PLEASE PLEASE?? CAN I GO WITH YOU? 🥺🥺🥺’

I cannot tell you the amount of times Noel goes off to spend time with Paul Weller in this, it’s actually insane.

THEYRE HOLDING HANDSSS 🥹🥹

I really like Razumikhin spoiling Raskolnikov, it’s pretty cute 🥹.

😨🥺😭😭

‘Fucking hell Meg, you’re meant to be my wonderwall, and you were fast asleep when it all went off. What kind of a wonderwall are you?’

Leave her alone Noel what did you want her to do? Beat your dad up 😭😭??

The funniest thing about this book is how the other guys would bully McCarroll. But McCarroll thought they were just messing with him.
Like, McCarroll would be ‘Omg they like me SOO much, me and my friends 🙌🥰😊, omg yayyy their putting me in a music video 🥳🥳😊😊😊’
meanwhile Noel is trying to crush him with a anvil.

I think I would like this more if Sky was written better.

Eli: Serena I going to actually going to fucking kill you, Serena I swear to God, I hate you Serena

Serena: 🧿👄🧿

Sorry but that was pretty obvious