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Context: Ravi, Sals (the alleged killer) brother, tries to buy milk and the cashier is a bitch.

'I think it's safe to say he doesn't want you touching him either, Leslie; stupidity might be catching.'
'I'm going to call my manager.'
'Yeah, you do that. I'll give them a sneak peek of the complaint emails I'll drown your head office in.'

You go girl, also, stop overstepping sensitive boundaries, but you go girl.

'I remember you were about five at the time and always wore a Pikachu onesie with a tutu'

Ravi Pokemon Fan Confirmed

I'm SO happy that I forgot the outcome of this book.
I can't wait to be shocked by the Plottwists again

I'm so happy to reread it.

Also thx Pip for calling out assholes.

"I did push-ups and crunches, but there was no place to do yoga without someone eyeballing me, certainly not in our six-women cell. It contained the three of us, an Eminemlette, a cheerful six-foot-four giantess called Tiny [...]"

I love that for her

"Piper, I don't know shit about Florida, I'm from the Bronx, I been to Milwaukee, and that's it," declared Jae. "No fucking reason I should be going to Florida unless they be taking us to Disney World."

That's so real

"Arriving at work one day, we were starled to discover that DeSimon had shaved off his beard and mustache and now looked a lot like a lost penis, wandering around in search of a body."

peak

Prison Cheesecake recipe