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'See the brand. Coleby. Is that one you use at work, that your employees have?'
[...]
'Luke?' She showed him the screen.
'Not off the top of m head.'
'No, it was off the top of my head, Luke. The back actually.'

mhm dark humour

Jet swung, made a dent, then billy swung, his dent twice the size of hers.
'Hey,' she said, 'your sledgehammer's better than mine. Switch.'
It wasn't the sledgehammer.

'Hey.' Jet's eyes burned into him. 'You better not have been eavesdropping.'
'I wasn't, I swear!'
'Tell anyone, and I'll let your dad know about your freaky little porn collection.'
Owen whimpered.

A lot of knockoff superheroes at the costume contest, a shitty plastic gold medal for the winner: Spider-ish-Man.

'Ok, Owen, that's great,' Jet said, harder. 'We'll have a look at these now. You can go back to playing with your girlfriend in the backyard.'
'I don't have a — oh.'
'Yea,' Jet said. 'Up you get.'

getting hard from a hug is weird as fuck

Great. Page 75 and my favourite is dead.

Kevin scares me

'Paedyn Azer's smile is dangerous as she reaches up to tuck the flowers behind my ear.
«So you don't forget who I am,» she whisper's against my lips.
«And what am I?» I trace my thumb along her bottom lip. «A fool? A cocky Bastard?»
Her voice is steady. «You are mine, Malakai.»'

possessive :3

'She is my dream.
She is mypiece of paradise.
She is my inevitable.
My composure begins to crumble with every step she takes towards me. Tears well in my eyes, but I smile for her. Always for her.'

Izrams Queen is such a Baddie

'I am numb.
I am dead beside himbut cursed to keep living.
Grief is my equal. Misery a mirror.
I call sorrow by its name and speak my own.
My head falls back with a roar of agony'

'Steel flashes; metal sings. Kitt advances; Kai evades. The Enforcer feints; the king anticipates.'

'Beasts don't get the beauty.'

Kings shouldn't marry their half sisters...

'There once was a time when I would've done unspeakable things to steal even a single gem. Now I get to wear them around my neck like a trophy.
Or a pretty noose.'

'« don't know what to do, A,» I whisper.
She says nothing. She never does.
A tear rolls down my cheek. «I'm tired.»'

Oh, Kai...

the night before the wedding is diabolical...

Her first official appearance after her personal trials was insane. She's a queen before she's been crowned, wow.

NAH WTF

thank the higher might, just a nightmare 🙏

Fiery Revenge, my favourite yippey

I miss A too :(

In the cellar yippeee