Frances Coleman > Recent Status Updates

Fuck I was really hoping the stories were connected and that he was gonna go back in time and save the great auk

The pigs aren’t very good at communism

Something deeply evil is going on here, I do not like Vivien one bit and I’m pretty sure she and the Dad both knew she was getting abused and Vivien didn’t care and the Dad pushed Maud down the stairs when he found out

This is so EVIL!! VIVI IS EVIL!! she is using and abusing that girl

I have no idea at all where this is going and not in a particularly positive way

Somebody tell this girl what autism is

STOP IT STOP FIGHTING

I love the characters but it’s a little slow moving. I’m about half way through and it feels so far like a prolonged set-up of an actual story rather than the story itself but who knows, I sometimes grow to like that.

Everything is just trying to be witty all the time

Okay literally why didn’t they just leave him at the side of the road all these characters dumb as fuck

I love when books get a giggle out of me

Naughty Max

Rosie you cheeky girl get that gun out of there