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Oh this is far more my speed — a little murder mystery, a little bad boy romance, a lot Devney Perry 🙌🏼

I don’t know we are at 60% and still wondering if we should abort the baby or not. Eish not for me. Keep your politics to yourself in romance books.

Good grief stop sending me polls… I like the cute ones I won’t lie like let me help you pick your next book, of course hun.. but anything else honestly guys stop! Please 🤦🏼‍♀️

No .. no this is mad! This is completely crazy what the actual. Did nooooot see this happening. Heckin this is bad.. soo soo soooo bad. I am actually in shock

Gosh that happened real fast — I am all in. Like fully invested. I want Justin to have all the love he deserves. For both of them. Just be together and be happy! I know I have to go through a breakup and I don’t know if I can handle that… it’s only date one get it together Lara!

We all know why.. reread time.

Cole! The man that you are! 🎶what a man what a man what a mighty fine man 🎶

In the work book luck right now. After a high a couple weeks ago everything I read is kind of shitty! Ford is not a good guy! Millie is such a weak character that will accept this man’s crumps. Where is the chasing where is the healing where is the yearning from this man. Agh! No! Do I hate read or do I dnf

Looks like I’m back to my Devney Perry wagon.

Need to finish this series. Why do I have a mental block — really hope this is a good one 🙇🏼‍♀️

I love this book already. Like I’m already sad that it’s going to be over soon…

Not the biggest fan of physically harming men in the story line and it supposed to be a funny thing? Is this like micro trope thing?

Agh I neeeed to go to sleep it’s 3:30am 🥲

What’s up with these FMCs and their deep desire to betray the people who show them kindness to go back to a very obviously horrible ‘family’ / father figure who wants to kill you. “Ah yes that’s a good place to put my loyalties” … Make it make sense someone?

Are the adverts new .. or have I been lucky enough to miss them on this app?

Alright, here we go — finally tackling the beast I’ve been putting off. Motherclucking 636 pages, don’t let me down! [stretches neck and hamstrings, does deep breathing exercises] Okay, I’m psyched up. Let’s do this.

“Did his jaw ever unclench? Or was it stuck that way? I rolled my eyes and worked to unload groceries…”

Small rant on manners here, this really bothers me — I’ve never JUST met someone gone into THEIR home to stay TWO months and rolled my eyes at them. What are you 14?

I’m sorry WHAT! Since when do we drop a bomb like that at 90%!

Don’t mind me, just casually working my way through Devney Perry’s entire back catalogue. 💅

How? How at 90% are we planning ambushes?

Everyone is happy .. too happy. Agh I keep waiting for the bad guy to pop up any moment 🤦🏼‍♀️

Happy release day!! Yay! Going to eat this up!

‘“And I most definitely don’t want to share you with a fucking masseuse.” He rolls his eyes. “And I don’t want you to roll your fucking eyes at me.”

He clenches his jaw, unimpressed. “Watch your tone,” he warns.’

Uhm … toxic … not in a morally grey sexy way like in an asshole way.. this better get better…

Here goes — age gap, alpha daddy vibes, these are my favourite tropes, don’t let me down book.

Last Vi Keeland read for me — let’s hope it’s not another 3 star

My girls got a problem for every solution 🙄

The whole basis of this book is that he did something wrong when he was a teenager but I cannot for the life of me see what he did being soooo wrong. He helped a 10 year old girl by standing up to her abusive stepfather and she feels .. violated? when she finds out??

Side note the cover doesn’t fit this book at all the book is dark and sad and the cover is not the right energy at all😅

NO!! No!! Please please don’t tell me J. Is for Jack!!

Ha! This book has me kicking my feet already 😂 second hand embarrassment is real!

Listen, Devney — you’ve got 35% to turn this around. If West keeps acting like the yellow-bellied little chicken-shit he’s been so far, I will metaphorically burn this Kindle. I’m not here for books where the heroine takes rubbish from a man and won’t say “I deserve better.”