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om is a dumbass and this woman's husband is such a red flag are we joking rn

jesus christ

seymour is such a old person name i don't think people name their kids that anymore

2 years alrdy god damn

i am running laps in this fucking cafe rn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

they're gonna kill this girl bro

the concept of calling touraine an ugly fuck shwbxjmwx guys leave her alone

so everything has gone to shit, who's shocked! NOT ME

this isn't going to end well..

rogan actually kill yourself i'm not even playing anymore

i know ur fucking lying, KILL THIS MAN

me having read only 1% more... i find myself highlighting and taking notes far more than i would normally, i fear im incapable of remembering half of the lore im reading right now

this is a big commitment read, I will lock in.. I'm intrigued so far so a good sign

oh...

Louis boat should just sink on the way back lowkey ... make it easier

top 5 things never to say to someone

isabel why the hell are you eating the pit of a pear to avoid embarrassment who hurt you girl 😭

this writing is very unique, i don't think i've read anything similar to it before

my only note i've written in my kindle so far is "a new bobert has entered the villa" whsbwjx

DONT pmo rn

just die already bruh yall SUCK

he said the thing he said the thing!

omg this is lowkey reminding me of the show misfits

this poor girl

oh boy

bro said "i need to buy a gun"

parentless behaviors