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"Thinking what a lot of trouble he could be, Maomao sat on the bed and began gently stroking his hair."

You fake IDGAFer!!!! I saw u stroking his hair

Maomao abt to be the onstage audience member for a magician lets all pray for the magician

"I can’t be sure...but I ought to let him know, at least, Maomao thought, and crooked her fingers, counting the days until Jinshi would visit again."

Oh so he's visiting regularly 🤭
(Also wow the translation feels a step up on this novel!)

***spoilers
"Still laughing, Maomao took the hair stick from her hair and produced the hairpin from the folds of her robe.
From the box exploded an innumerable parade of snakes and poisonous bugs."

God damn I love maomao. This has been such a fun novel so far

Cracking up at maomao's avoidance of jinshi's true identity. My girl does NOT want to be implicated

I am not kidding I find this to be some of the best modern fiction. I am obsessed with the balance of humor to the horror of immortality, the fear of dying. Wow. Also I dont know a damn thing abt football

the pacing is pulling me every other way I truly cannot focus !! Like every other chapter I rlly do enjoy but what is happening at orbit 13

Flies rlly are #That Girl