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i want to get off the road

sometimes i wonder whether my own experience of physical and emotional self-punishment in the past is really as romantic and sexy as i sometimes lead myself to believe. many things in life make the argument for "no". this makes the argument for "yes"

like if a 5 year old was telling you a story when it comes to the gods’ bullshit. every 5 mins it’s something new with them

mother FUCKING shit

zzz

ooh aah cantona
aah ooh albert camus

"It may be the case, dear reader, that you yourself are a woman. Don't worry about it. It happens."

would you kemmer with me bro. its not gay bro. its not gay

how do you feel about the word "cunt"

j'aime bien ses subjonctifs

this one's going to be a real pain in the fucking arse

(explosion)

hon hon

it feels like im drowning

"Les païens d'Arabie sont sortis de leurs vaisseaux/
Puis sont montés sur leurs chevaux et leurs mulets/
Et les voilà qui marchent en avant. Ont-ils rien de mieux à faire?"

I burst out laughing man