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weird thing to say about appalachia but otherwise silly billy so far

what if i was violently ill over them

“what a simple end to such a complicated story” the humble 1hr 39min remaining:

(im so scared man)

actually insane about this

holy shit man…

i’m so scared rn

INSANE levels of yearning here omg

hey so what the fuck. are we just gonna move on from that

damn they deadnamed old jim 😔

i’m gonna be so honest. this book is losing me

oh okay getting straight to it

this (audio)book is so unbelievably campy i’m HERE for it. the book of all time

lancelot :(

GET HIS ASS GLORIA

oh this is insane

my beautiful fucked up wizard and his sad little son who just found out he’s the king of england <3

i’m sorry but the concept of 60-something david duchovny playing a ripoff elvis who dismembers people is such an insane fucking picture to me. i’ve been cackling for 10 minutes. i haven’t even gotten past the first chapter. this is peak. i need to know how chuck tingle’s mind works

oh pellinore and grummore fucked there’s no way

unimaginable levels of silly going on rn i’m having so much fun