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‘You are a hard man,’ said Candide. — ‘I have lived,’ said Martin.

Too much porn ☹️

It’s so peak 😭

“It would not take a monster to destroy a monster - but light, light to drive out the darkness.”

Oh yeah… she’s cookin

“That was when they noticed that every musician on the stage was wearing mourning black[…]. And when the conductor raised his arms, it was not a symphony that filled the cavernous space.
It was the Song of Eyllwe.
Then the Song of Fenharrow. And Melisande. And Terrasen. Each nation that had people in those labor camps.
And finally[…], to mourn what they had become, they played the Song of Adarlan.”

Holy peak

“He ripped his cold magic from the air and turned it inward, wrapping it around his heart.” Oh brother this guy stinks‼️ (And buy ‘this guy,’ I mean these cheesy ahhhh one liners Ms. Maas keeps trying to squeak by me. I will not let these slide homegirl they’re terrible.)