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Bruh this book is not just gay it’s homosexual😭😭😭😭😭😭what is thissss

bro one chapter in and im already charmed. also my version includes the „uncensored 13th chapter“ and im like what…

MATT DONT MAKE ME CRASH OUT NONONONONOOONONO NO PLEASE MATT NOOOOIUGGHDHHHJUHGHHU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭PH MY GODDDDDDDDD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭NONONNO N

ohohohhhh im so excited for the card battle system!! as much as i love the punching and whatnot this will be a really nice change of pace. a little strategy among the blunt force trauma! also glad to see carl is growling much less☺️

Wow over 700 Pages this is long. also
hot take. but i actually hate the audiobook. im Sorry but whoever that is is NOT my carl and also donut would not be british?? why is she british. she literally was born in the united states it just doesn’t make any sense other than to make her sound pretentious and that’s just racist. but yeah i really hate the Voice Jeff does for carl. Im sorry. but it really cringes me out

Ouuugzh ohhhh im Rolling around im so excited!!!!!

you „felt yourself growl“, Carl? really?

did i just read a dinosaur sex scene
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„I suppressed a growl“ page 434.
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to growl out words is one thing. to just growl is another? wth carl? „Grrr grr“ -you apparently?????? neither Are good but Brother is the latter so much worse. youre not a mafia boss alpha male lead you literally live in seattle please remember yourself.

i see mr dinniman has discovered a new verb. growled☠️
Srsly i love dungeon crawler carl but sometimes the syntax just kills me. get matt on pinterest and show him a list of synonyms bc the „i cried“ and „i growled“ is getting Old fast &the latter is just mortifying. also there are only so many times i can read „i was suddenly reminded of“ and „i thought about“ and „i remembered how“ in 1 book

„Carl: I don’t like it.
Katia: You only don’t like the idea because you didn’t come up with it.
Ouch.
Carl: I don’t like it because you’re going to die. I don’t understand.
Katia: You’re right. You don’t. They came back for me. That is more than anyone has ever done for me.“

SHUT UPPP SHUT UPPPP oh my god this Part just killed me i couldnt even Tell you why. The gasp i gasped. paraphrased btw ^

i actually hate subways. i used to think they were cool, but then you go to paris. their subways Are actually really good—-that‘s why you spend so much time down there. it always feels amazing to climb the stairs back up to the sky

Im so tired i can‘t type without my eyes blurring. good night everyone :)

some pieces of media feel Like it was written just for me. this is one of them. ive locked myself to my phone reading this Like a madman and now i Sound Like a Foot fetishist explaining the no shoes gag to my sister

btw happy easter everybody!

Hyped but this mortal coil restrains me and i Must sleep

so funny, like hitchhiker‘s guide had an american d&d baby

one day i will be a writer