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why is our first introduction to the love interest's pov a detailed multipage account of him fucking his best friend (not the mc)🥴🥴🥴...i was going to dnf immediately but im being convinced by the reviews that it gets better......................its just everything i hate in a main lead idk if the romance CAN save it let's see

i was worried this was going to be really boring but fuck my initial impression bc im 36 pages in and i can feel the walls closing in on me. i was literally consumed by how fucked up dan is and i check and im not even 50 pages in. ohhhhh im scared

diego: "i mean ive constantly used gay as a negative term in the locker rooms but im not like. gay bashing anyone or actively homophobic or anything" sigh.........anyway this just made me miss scott hunter and the new york admirals really bad.....i unfortunately did entertain the thoughts of skip having fun in boystown when they were in the sports bar but like. hes my blorbo............scott hunter <3

the idea of chicago defenseman going to gay gay gay homosexual land (boystown) to recover from an injury....no fucking shit this guy's going to have a bisexual awakening. thats like if i went to the butcher and walked out with meat. fork found in kitchen! what a beautiful thing shoutout chicago and bisexuals (and my friend jacob whos both bi and in chicago<3)

GIRL SHUT UP AND PUT HIS DICK IN YOUR ASS IM SICK OF SKIMMING YOUR DIALOGUE THIS BOOK IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO SPEND ON YALLS WORD VOMIT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 there are less than TWENTY pages left

we're almost done w the book and these guys havent had a conversation knowing each other's identities and ALSO havent fucked???? wasnt the point of this that they fuck?? im not like complaining abt the lack of sex i could not care less but this romance has like zero juice for me to gaf abt it i need like smth of substance and im already over their awful cringe texts.

the idea of telling ur crush that kissing him was just a joke bc ur so freaked out that he hates you now when unbeknownst to you hes been in love with you since yall were like twelve and just took this as the worst thing youve ever done to him in his life ohh blake it's so over for you........its SO over

oh i just cant read their sexting. outside of how awfully cringe every single message is (i genuinely had to take a lap around my apartment at some of these paragraphs) i...no its actually JUST how cringe their messages are. imagining these people in class after texting this shit is killing me so bad

getting to the uncomfortable age of college romance where im the same age as these guys and iiii dont like that. every time i start to have fun i get beamed with the fact that theyre my age (and ALSO! cannot legally drink yet?) and im like ermmmmm lets cool it on everything.

white ppl are literally addicted to making an asian guy effeminate 🫩🫩 hey the south asian love interest doesnt HAVE to be so skinny everyone comments on it and wear makeup and get told he's pretty like that doesnt ALWAYS have to happen! he doesnt HAVE to be a twink! also the rep is killing me so bad but ill wait until i thug it out before i get on my high horse to bitch and moan abt it

i made an update abt how annoying it is that the asian character is always effeminate but it wouldnt post so just know my bitching and moaning is being silenced

miss ashlyn kane if you can hear me. love your work. and im a big fan of how you write kids properly. but PAD THAI and BULGOGI BEEF are two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT cuisines. pad thai is thai food and bulgogi is korean. i find it extremely hard to believe that the SAME place would have BOTH. asia isnt a monolith! lets be #real. and during aapi month nonetheless! come on!

if the love of my life the guy i have been honest to god YEARNING for for ALL these years my absolute best friend CONFESSED. that hes been into me WHEN WE'RE BOTH HIGH OFF OUR FUCKING MIND. i would be freaking out MUCH more than andy is. andy is NOT questing how stoned he is ENOUGH! the last time i got high i was scared i was screaming every word in slow mo. A CONFESSION???????????????? id think i took shrooms.

remember when i said i was swearing off shitty romance because it made me so tired? well. that. was a lie! get ready for a bombardment of books on your feed (but this time i had fun!)

just got out of a majorrrrr depressive slump (if i say it itll magically come true. at the very least im all romance'd out im sick of shitty romance) so PLEASE prepare your notifs for the ONSLAUGHT of shitty romance i consumed these few weeks because it is insane.

books that make me confront just how bad my depression has gotten because i am crying so hard like so bad ive had to mop my snot off. i signed up for romance not to get gutted emotionally! even though i know those two things are the same

if my particular neurodivergence (everyone and i mean everyone has their bet on ocd. theyre probably right but the psychiatrist said i was sooo high functioning a diagnosis wouldnt be worth the pain) didnt clash so severely with adhd (speaking from particular experience. its a train wreck) then i would wife patrick up so hard. itd be a lavender marriage obviously but id be sooo good to him the sweetie pie.

this writing is such a slog its so underwhelming and plain and just awful. how have you immediately bored me in ur FIRST chapter? its too passive and just devoid of character. hoping the romance can save this before i dnf

ellis getting confronted with the fact that everyone thinks he's an awful annoying shit of a human being and no one likes him because of his stupid and mean ass "jokes" and suddenly becoming feminist queer ally #1 picking fights with people over it...god i wish men were capable of change in real life

there arent enough spankings or corner times in the world to get me to admit when i felt abandoned. like im not into either of those things but im def not into them when it comes to talking about my feelings. there has been some kinky shit in and this and yet the first time i actually physically cringed was when logan was honest about his feelings. goes to show you just how averse to vulnerability i am i guess.

being horny is a disease like wow i would rather die than have someone make me shuffle walk to them with my jeans around my ankles to bed after standing in the corner like im on timeout. youre SERIOUS? and your erection hasnt flagged??? shoutout to logan fr he seems to be into it. god a daddy kink with two nineteen year olds is so ridiculous but unfortunately so invested i cant stop now

dude. i’m getting so tired of people acting like you need to basically memorize the periodic elements for chemistry. i am in advanced material eng. courses and we still get the periodic table of elements for reference. no one expects you to know that shit. now. could i tell you numerous things about elements like their atomic weight and electronegativity off the top of my head? yes. but i dont have it memorized!!

milán my dear he just walked in on you taking a sniff out of his fucking laundry hamper. you're, and mind my french, completely and utterly fucked. imagine youre jordan and youre having a gay crisis about your friend and you walk in on him smelling your shirt. if i wasn't rendered immobile w secondhand embarrassment i would laugh myself into a fucking tizzy holy shit.

wait im kind of obsessed w how supportive zale's friends are. even if i wanted blake and shiloh to cause crazy jealousy moments. but how soo funny how easy shiloh's secret was revealed like damn dry swallowing FIVE suppressants did nothing for you huh!!!!!!

its so fucking bad im eating it up. also "The combination of the preheat, weed and whiskey is making me lightheaded and my words come out slurred." at my WORST with substances ive lowkeyyy never slurred my words. i have too many voice memos of me doing tongue twisters in random basements. so rip to shiloh but id have pronounced hedgehog properly!

kicking my feet and giggling like actually these stupid hockey fucks and their big huge buffass boyfriends have me cheesing SOOO BADDDD brodydean i have MISSED you <3333 and ramseynate is truly getting up there in my roster

UNEXPECTED DEACONGRANT CAMEO i didnt even realize this nate was THAT nate i only remembered ramsey....i love the beth bolden extended universe so many of my faves are featured its great.

WHOOOO was going to tell me wes and marcus broke up???? ERM!!!!!!!!!!!!! whats going on there?? also want a brodydean cameo idc if its horribly shoehorned in those r my faves <3

the casual biphobia in this crazy ik he was done dirty by a guy who fucked him and then married a woman but why is he SO OBSESSED with kurusu and a "supposed" woman who'll steal his heart????????????? he said hes bi and he is SO INTO U im going crazy. if my gf was truly obfuckingsessed w the POSSIBILITY of me going for a guy instead of her id break up! like?????????????? ppl be normal abt bisexuals challenge FAILED!

this book is really annoying bc like. this is a future world and the worldbuilding is SO DIFFERENT but they spend so much time discussing what happened in OUR world and its like? why r u explaining modern homophobia to me? i know? can u get back to ur genetically derived TENTACLES? but also the actual written worldbuilding is clunky as fuck like so clunky and Odd but ill suck it up i guess...