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“Mojo is… energy. Power. The vibe?” this shit is so fucking stupid but i’m so endeared never let me read with a SPLITTING headache i want silly shitty romance to tide me over

i bet on losing dogs just came on in my headphones while reading this ohhh its SO joever its SOOOO joever

i feel crazy. i started rereading this book bc i need a heartbreak and a betrayal bc im in the mood where i relish bad endings but now im in a PUBLIC study room w someone else here and there are TEARS in my eyes! i didnt expect to cry!!!! i though past eesha crying so much from this book was a fluke!!!!! my hearts aching!! and i need to eat breakfast!!

u know its bad when i don't want them together...sighed loudly at the reveal i fear i am in the mood for heartbreak i need a heartwrenching romance.....

not to be a freak killjoy unable to suspend her disbelief bc trust me i can but i can never understand how sean can just fall back into dante's pull like t if u think abt it hes still ur employer. this is ur last job before u get to fuck off and be a photographer do NOT blow this. why do u keep drinking alcohol around him! self control! move on! <-girl who's really reallllyy good at denying herself of wants + needs

men need to learn how to repress their feelings like are you not EMBARRASSED to be so affected and CLEARLY annoyed bc he flirted w someone esp considering according to what you told him, you supposedly have a boyfriend! start acting chill and unaffected even when ur annoyed u guys dont even KNOW each other like that u have to make him beg for you!!!! ugh everyone get more averse to vulnerability NOW!!!!!

i am sososo scared on how embarrassing for me this failed reunion will be like the blurb SAYS its humiliating but like im so scared pls dont trigger my second hand embarrassment..please...

hey i thought this was a fun sweetie pie alien omegaverse adjacent romance…erm…the auction…? … 😨😨 going to keep reading but erm. rn im rooting for alex to run awayyyy get out of thereeee

guys i cannot emphasize how fucking awesome it is that they have this cis man experiencing medically the equivalent of menstrual cramps that only go away when his alien boyfriend jerks him off. this is pure comedy

this book is SO good it’s so funny and ridiculous and actually really well done i love alien romance alien romance you have never let me down ever in my life not like those plebeian romances have with two humans and not seven feet tall purple aliens with the biggest dick ever seen and four opposable thumbs. also everyone watching cameron’s basically sex vid where he lets an alien suck him off for science is so FUNNY

"Why don’t we pick up your little brother and go to the baseball?" blinks at u....the baseball..what? like..the stadium? the field? this is killing me just a little

jesse KEEPS saying he's never had sex w a man before angel (which is a lie bc one of his first things is saying how he realized he was bi bc straight guys dont give + recieve handies and bjs from other men) and it's like you haven't done PENETRATION w a guy which is completely fine at like 20/22ish/in that range! but you HAVE done sex before like idk him constantly saying hes never been w a guy makes me so peeved

jesse better than me if my hot as fuck date showed up while i was freaking out over the safety of my darling baby brother i would get nasty IMMEDIATELY. if he heard my voice crack and saw my hands shake on the phone SECOND DATE? i am the embodiment of i get mean when im nervous like a bad dog mitski style nothing good would come out of this

guys i am in such a bad mood and it is partly because of this book and im realllllyy chugging along but i do not gaf abt any of these ppl they just piss me off jack especially

reading the racist things ppl r saying to sean is so vile i can barely sit thru it <- girl who just had to experience mild racism twenty minutes ago. it was harmless but it IS bleeding into my feelings rn i am never free from the oppression that is being a woman of color in this society

reading the racist things ppl r saying to sean is so vile i can barely sit thru it <- girl who just had to experience mild racism twenty minutes ago. it was harmless but it IS bleeding into my feelings rn i am never free from the oppression that is being a woman of color in this society

guys am i stupid i dont get the we were never lovers bit if they were clearly dating ugh i cant wait to finish this so i can get answers

FINALLY jacks pov god you dont know how long i was slugging thru sean's either tell him the memories he's missing or SHOW me the memories he's missing this in between redaction is pissing me AND sean off!!!!!

halfway thru and im really just pushing thru like this is so frustrating bc we're only in sean's head who clearly has no idea what the fuck is going on and jack isnt saying shit and like what else are we supposed to feel but confused! really hoping smth happens regarding sean's memories bc im not having the best time of my life unforch 3

" For Will, loving Martin was fresh and new, probably easily undone; for Martin, loving Will was as basic a premise as gravity and just as easily reversed." ohhhh fell first fell harder friends to lovers where would i be without youuuu

id like to thank john green and the intial like twenty minutes of everything is tuberculosis that i have relistened to maybe a million times (it takes a while for me to get into an audiobook. trust that's normal) bc the joys of recognizing all the facts he's said in this book made me jump out of joy in the shower while reading like seeing consumption in the pages i went I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANSSS!!!

the gasp i just gasped. the disbelieving breath i just let out. oh ryan u fucked up go get ur fucking girl back tell her abt the tattoos come onn. also im blaming this on emme's fucked dad everyone deserves redemption but not forgiveness!! what an awful father i hope emme never forgives him!!!!

genuinely near tears because he's abt to beat up her awful shitty ex for being mean to her at this fucking party sorry to morals but i love righteous violence 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

“ Trenton Hersberler, though my friends call me Trent.”
“Your friends call you Pumpkin Dick,” Wilcox said.
He bared his teeth at Wilcox. “That’s not—no. That’s not true. It happened one time. No one calls me that.”

something wrong w me considering how hard i laughed. god i missed goooddddddd funnnn dialogue

a man who yearns is a man who EARNS 🧎🏾‍♀️🧎🏾‍♀️🧎🏾‍♀️ryan ralston i know what you are (hopelessly desperately in love.) oh miss canterbary i forgot how hard your game goes i love me a pining slowburn !!!!!!

ohhhh i don’t like where this going………marcus put the pills down…

ohmygod. i need marcus to get sober RIGHT NOW i feel like im banging against a glass wall of a room im not allowed to enter i can only watch in horror please

eating past eesha’s words because like yeah i actually really reallllyy gaf abt them being together and marcus keeps self sabotaging and it’s killing me jake when i get my hands on u stop giving him drugs im going to kill you

ohhhh i don’t like where this going………marcus put the pills down…

u know it’s bad when i want seb to date someone else and forget abt marcus forever. you deserve betterrrrrr stop getting hung up on this man!!!!!