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ellis getting confronted with the fact that everyone thinks he's an awful annoying shit of a human being and no one likes him because of his stupid and mean ass "jokes" and suddenly becoming feminist queer ally #1 picking fights with people over it...god i wish men were capable of change in real life

there arent enough spankings or corner times in the world to get me to admit when i felt abandoned. like im not into either of those things but im def not into them when it comes to talking about my feelings. there has been some kinky shit in and this and yet the first time i actually physically cringed was when logan was honest about his feelings. goes to show you just how averse to vulnerability i am i guess.

being horny is a disease like wow i would rather die than have someone make me shuffle walk to them with my jeans around my ankles to bed after standing in the corner like im on timeout. youre SERIOUS? and your erection hasnt flagged??? shoutout to logan fr he seems to be into it. god a daddy kink with two nineteen year olds is so ridiculous but unfortunately so invested i cant stop now

dude. i’m getting so tired of people acting like you need to basically memorize the periodic elements for chemistry. i am in advanced material eng. courses and we still get the periodic table of elements for reference. no one expects you to know that shit. now. could i tell you numerous things about elements like their atomic weight and electronegativity off the top of my head? yes. but i dont have it memorized!!

milán my dear he just walked in on you taking a sniff out of his fucking laundry hamper. you're, and mind my french, completely and utterly fucked. imagine youre jordan and youre having a gay crisis about your friend and you walk in on him smelling your shirt. if i wasn't rendered immobile w secondhand embarrassment i would laugh myself into a fucking tizzy holy shit.

wait im kind of obsessed w how supportive zale's friends are. even if i wanted blake and shiloh to cause crazy jealousy moments. but how soo funny how easy shiloh's secret was revealed like damn dry swallowing FIVE suppressants did nothing for you huh!!!!!!

its so fucking bad im eating it up. also "The combination of the preheat, weed and whiskey is making me lightheaded and my words come out slurred." at my WORST with substances ive lowkeyyy never slurred my words. i have too many voice memos of me doing tongue twisters in random basements. so rip to shiloh but id have pronounced hedgehog properly!

kicking my feet and giggling like actually these stupid hockey fucks and their big huge buffass boyfriends have me cheesing SOOO BADDDD brodydean i have MISSED you <3333 and ramseynate is truly getting up there in my roster

UNEXPECTED DEACONGRANT CAMEO i didnt even realize this nate was THAT nate i only remembered ramsey....i love the beth bolden extended universe so many of my faves are featured its great.

WHOOOO was going to tell me wes and marcus broke up???? ERM!!!!!!!!!!!!! whats going on there?? also want a brodydean cameo idc if its horribly shoehorned in those r my faves <3

the casual biphobia in this crazy ik he was done dirty by a guy who fucked him and then married a woman but why is he SO OBSESSED with kurusu and a "supposed" woman who'll steal his heart????????????? he said hes bi and he is SO INTO U im going crazy. if my gf was truly obfuckingsessed w the POSSIBILITY of me going for a guy instead of her id break up! like?????????????? ppl be normal abt bisexuals challenge FAILED!

this book is really annoying bc like. this is a future world and the worldbuilding is SO DIFFERENT but they spend so much time discussing what happened in OUR world and its like? why r u explaining modern homophobia to me? i know? can u get back to ur genetically derived TENTACLES? but also the actual written worldbuilding is clunky as fuck like so clunky and Odd but ill suck it up i guess...

can i be honest. i know everyone's journey is different but i truly dont get why mateo is dragging his feet abt being attracted to men. it took me like. ten minutes of drooling over korra's biceps, realizing i wasnt JUST jealous of those muscles, and a couple of am i gay quizzes at 14 to realize im bisexual. and thats with conservative parents. lock in mateo! sorry!

i was making a joke to myself but then i realized i like truly cannot recall what the other guy's name in this is. how bad of a book do you have to be for me to forget one of your two mc's fucking NAME in the middle of reading 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it begins w a d. im sure....maybe?

this canadian guy acting like hes the most oppressed person in the world bc he speaks french ohhhhhhmygod give me a BREAKKK i hate french people sooo sooo sooo much theyre so fucking annoyinggggggggggg

im SORRY? why is every single member of monroe's family calling montgomery and visiting him and NOT THEIR FUCKING SON?? WHO'S PREGNANT???? bruh who wouldnt be a fucking asshole in his shoes like no one around this dude is good to him this is sick as if im supposed to like monty like fuck u GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!

im sorry you people are CRAZY if you think im not on monroe's side and absolutely full of hate for larson like on top of how fucked up it is that ur dating ur son's best friend and the father of his children (absolutely fucking up the dynamics between the children and monroe) its insane to be attached to the guy who broke your son's heart...calling him family and selling ur son's dream house to him??? i hate u!

there are a lot of things wrong with this book but im bitching about the pregnancy what the fuck do u mean baby's here when ur in the car outside of the hospital and ur contractions started five minutes ago. u look down with a wet plop and theres a baby???? DONT PISS ME OFF!!!!!! DONTTT PISS ME OFF finding out in real time that romance has led me to develop a pet peeve regarding inaccurate pregnancy. at least TRY!

i love ames yessss get avoidant with it dodge ur best friend you’re in love with to “set boundaries” and fall deeper into being a recluse i loveeeeeeeee avoidant freaks let’s all stop texting our loved ones together

“Favorite book? You’re taking too long to answer, you obviously don’t read. Next!” wait why is jeremy lowkey the realest its being well read or the fucking highway sooootrue

god i hate when authors treat heats like periods if u dont stop crying right now im going to end it all like stop itttttttttttttttttt

lowkey i get dylans a spoiled pampered princess but hes kind of real imagine u go to the place ur supposed to live and its a messy bachelor pad because ur fated mate lives alone and doesnt pick up after himself. id call it a hovel too sorry! im a neat freak!

TEN GRAND ON THE WOLF? TEN GRAND? on the wolf thats currently LOSING MISERABLY (granted hes clearly been drugged against his will) BUT TEN GRAND? rich people betting will never cease to shock me

is nobody else a little embarrassed like dylan ur mate is lowkey...getting his shit absolutely rocked. i love violence and competency and winners so stop yelling at him to stay alive and start yelling at him to WIN THE MATCH!

i luuuuuuuurve a set of trials the fact that the first round was a fight to the death basically is soo delicious this is going to be funnnnn

he has to fight TWO kangaroos? in a boxing match? at ONCE? fated mates CANNOT be worth that much pack it up i would have given up so fast im sorry im not fighting a kangaroo shifter i would rather take the tiger icl

" Funny—not ha ha but strange—" i think i need to end it all.

the way the tension completely deflated im going to keep reading bc i love sugary sweet sappiness but like maaan. pro: this IS getting my mind off of everything which i knew it would

i dont know if its the bad news i recieved that in turn has put me in such an awful mood or how this is objectively poorly written but im not feeling it in the slightest

i truly cant sit thru this apology this shit is soo poorly written and i never gaf abt his redemption arc i actually wanted him to isolate from his family forever bc im toxic and bitter. also like can we get back to jace there's a ten year old missing!