Riley Rudick > Recent Status Updates

um rachel has a whole bag of dicks and she wants some more. she is on a plane talking to mars about her open relationship

wow okay so caleb and jake are best friends and rachel just moved in with her (PD) and she earned her two nicknames: hurricane and seattle girl. she is like 2 different girls for real. mention of a goalie? idk yet

i actually want to sob reading this page. i had no idea the shame and guilt associated with wanting money or not having it. the author shares how he wishes he could send money back in time to those who didn’t have it (his single mom) and i’m tearing up bc it reminds me of my parents single mothers. god we all need to share the love and be nicer to each other 🥹

i guess they just started “a relationship?” idk what that means since neither of them asked the other out?? and they are planning their christmases together… hmmm

there is a willmac (3 person) sleepover happening. with the main character’s friends brother? and his teammates who are professional football players on the texas team… seems to me like there is a formula

a man that solves problems HALLELUJAH 🙌 thank fuxking god

she’s cuffed to the headboard with pink fluffy handcuffs (is this play about us)

“i would burn the world down before i ever let him take you from me” these are the words i want to hear whispered in my ear

yall jace makes me want a boyfriend so bad (even though he is a d1 stalker) he made her a tea when she was sick and now im crying in the airport wishing a man cared about me 🥲

woah was not prepared for the party sniffing or the um sleepover under the bed?? curious how this is going to go over when it’s revealed to the girl?

😳😱🤯🙊chapter 22 had me clinging on for dear life in the best way possible oh my god im stunned. theo and winter winter and theo in the gym ♨️♨️wowza

yall. theo took care of the kid all night and all morning, cleaned her house, fixed her squeaky door, booked her a nail appointment and massage with her best friend slone all without her asking to. just had to take a moment to reflect that this guy was written by a women (can i pls get a man like theo 🤤)

there is a book written by giscard a french politician describing a fantasy relationship with princess diana

ok so the 28 year old divorce and the 26 year old cowboy just made a sex contract on a coaster after having 5 shots of tequila!! wooowwww elsie silvers you did your big one!! they are now in the elevator and are getting freaky nasty (oh my god i love this book so much it’s fantastic)

ok so the main characters marriage just fell apart bc her husband groomed her younger sister? and now she’s going to her sisters for dinner…even though they aren’t close. and the main girl just met the cowboy and he winked at her

ok so french people are all gossips in the best way and they make up tons of rumors at their dinner parties. they absolutely love secrets

this book is very long. but i am back. the last chapter was about perfume and how it can leave a lasting impact on people. it can also influence their memories. many french mothers pick a signature scent that their kids remember them by

WAHHOOOO THEY FINALLY KISSED🙌🙌🙌 HA LAY LU YAAAAA LETS GOOOO omg praying there is a morsel of smut in this book (sorry if i sound crazy but i don’t care)

oh yea in terms of bases we are sliding off the bench and into hand holding (on page 168 we finally got some physical touch 😁) awesome

ok they are having a heart to heart (TRAUMADUMP) and it goes “if she didn’t have hips, boobs and a fairly large head, she might have just climbed in” and i actually just needed to stop and pause and process that sentence. its honestly iconic and i might start quoting it on a daily basis

they shared some time together in a museum (still no sex???) yall i am getting scared this isn’t a smut and that its just a regular smegular book. and like this might be my fault but pls pls god let there be some spice in this book🙏🙏

wow so a very slow burn. enemies to lovers (i hope they become lovers✌️🤞) they have opposing bakeries and they work together as judges on a baking show. honestly a little boring right now hopefully it will pick up

so i’m a lil concerned there’s not going to be smut in this book. like my bad for thinking their would be considering its about rival bakers but i hope there is a lil something something. the characters are judges in cupcake wars basically which is hilarious. and it’s set in london so that’s also cool🤷‍♀️

DARCY??? you evil evil bitch i can’t believe you switched up on nura like that. omg u earned prison for life

wow the nura was drugged with oxy, got into a car that had been tampered with (breaks busted), her mans broke up with her and her reputation is fucked‼️ this girl cannot catch a break. her yoga girl client broke up with her and she’s honestly just down on her luck (hopping for a redemption arc) oh also her dad killed her mom then himself so that’s insane

ok so the stalker left a creepy note on her office door saying “i’m watching you” and then she comes home bc the security alarm went off and he cat is gone. this matchmaker cannot catch a break, oh and the love of her life is dating this new girl who is a hot doctor

the planting party🥹 julian organized where everyone from the town showed up to randomly plant flowers around his family’s vineyard🥹🥹 oh my god may my future man apologize to me like that🙏 now they have resolved their problems and life is good

bruhhhh so hallie and julian just broke up?? and owen tried to shoot his shot and got REJECTED. why is wino drunk natalie acting like god in the supermarket girl u are probably drunk right now. and julian is being julian, having a full 2 week long quarantine in his room… about hallie being unsafe… even tho she is fine🤔

the way they PDAed at the table in front of the family made me gag a little (they are a really cute couple but yall are thirty and the sister is wine drunk again so this is not the place to be SHIFFING EACH OTHERS HAIR) TESSA girl calm down a little bit okay

so the matchmaker goes to the pre wedding party and at the party someone frames the groom. they fabricate mugshots and court documents and leave them for the wife to find. which blows up the wedding party and the bride accuses the husband‼️ (my prediction is logan wilson is the culprit) also the guy best friend broke up with the matchmaker 😳