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Yasss queen, I mean sure, everyone’s trying to kill you andyou have an (admittedly Damon Salvatore coded) stalker, but you do you girlypop - you just get on down to that Samhain Ball, drunk af and wearing borrowed stilettos you can hardly walk in when you just said you only ever wear combat boots or high tops. Fucking BRILLIANT, boo, I love that for you. 💅🏻

EX-FUCKING-SCUSE YOU AMBER HOW DARE YOU. I knew you were evil but for fucksake. You know what, that’s it. I’m coming in there. I warned you. I am about to throw down in this bitch, I swear to god.

EX-FUCKING-SCUSE YOU, AMBER . Chapter 84?! HOW DARE YOU . We all knew you were evil at the end of Book 1 but for fucksake. You know what, that’s it. I’m coming in there. I warned you. I am about to throw down in this bitch, I swear to god.

Shit’s on fire, yo.

I read Dawn of the Cursed Queen when it dropped & it’s been so goddamn long, I had to go back and re-read the last like six chapters plus watch two TikTok recaps to prepare for this. 😮‍💨 Here we go.

Something. Nothing. Everything.

Draco & Rhys need to start a club:

• Lint-Pickers Anonymous ?

• Lint Victim Support ?

• The Invisble Lint Conspiracy RISE UP (Facebook Group - Pinned Post: “It’s REAL my neighbour had it, Potter and the Ministry and other High Lords don’t want you to know IT’S COMING FOR US” - HRH Helion, High Lord/Studmuffin, Day Court, Prythian

Not Narcissa low-key realising she’s a hardcore Dramione shipper:

“You are Draco’s age, yes? Are you married?”
“No.”
“Divorced?”
“No.”
“Engaged?”
“No, I’m single.”
“For years, I imagine, hmm? …Your lack of response means the answer is yes. Interesting.”

I cannot make him sorry, but I can make him suffer. And that will have to be enough.

Yasss my ragey spirit sister, this MF is already on my list 🔪

Draco’s giving Kaz Brekker.
Hermione’s giving Matt Bentley’s Hermione.
I’m so here for it.

I’ve hit pause because I don’t want to finish it because if I finish it then it will be finished and I don’t want it to be finished

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT, I’ve overdone it on the intense books and I’m goddamn rereading this, right now, and I’m doing it along with the dramatised audio because IT’S THERAPY and I’M SICK and I NEED IT

THE TENSION AGHHH

Reread time (again). Because goddamn, this criminally underrated trilogy is dear to my heart, and suddenly I need it (again). As an adopted kid it brings to life a deep-seated dream I’ve always held since I was wee. If it can’t be my story, I can only live another’s with them.
Maybe if I sign up to Ancestry the Fae will finally find me and take me home. 🛌

Reread time (again). Because goddamn, this *criminally underrated* trilogy is dear to my heart, and suddenly I need it (again). As an adopted kid it brings to life a deep-seated dream I’ve always held since I was wee. If it can’t be my story, I can only live another’s with them.
Maybe if I sign up to Ancestry the Fae will finally find me and take me home. 🛌

Reread time (again). Because goddamn, this trilogy is dear to my heart, and suddenly I need it (again). As an adopted kid it brings to life a deep-seated dream I’ve always held since I was wee.
Maybe if I join Ancestry.com the Fae will finally find me.

C.39 SCREAMINGCRYINGTHROWINGUP BUT JUST INTERNALLY IN CASE MY NEIGHBOURS HEAR ME THROUGH THE WALL AND CALL AN AMBULANCE

I am stanning a KingSwift bromance so hard right now. Or is it SwiftFisher - do they have a ship name yet? Because if not, they should, so now they do.

AAAAAAAAAHGGGGHHHHHHHH

Dear Diary. Today was a public holiday. I’ve been reading for 11 hours straight. It’s 9:26pm. I’ve had roughly 8.5 gins since 5pm. I’m about to start C.29, I’m wide awake, and I’m SO UNREASONABLY STRESSED OUT by this that my many, MANY months of Invisalign treatment are being reversed by my teeth grinding hard enough to fucking bend them. Fics were the worst/best decision I’ve made in my entire life.