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THIS BOOK OMG HELP I AM FROTHING AND STRESSING SIMULTANEOUSLY

YES

PSA: this is fucking epic.

That is all.

SCREAMING

🤦🏻‍♀️

Yasss queen, I mean sure, everyone’s trying to kill you andyou have an (admittedly Damon Salvatore coded) stalker, but you do you girlypop - you just get on down to that Samhain Ball, drunk af and wearing borrowed stilettos you can hardly walk in when you just said you only ever wear combat boots or high tops. Fucking BRILLIANT, boo, I love that for you. 💅🏻

EX-FUCKING-SCUSE YOU AMBER HOW DARE YOU. I knew you were evil but for fucksake. You know what, that’s it. I’m coming in there. I warned you. I am about to throw down in this bitch, I swear to god.

EX-FUCKING-SCUSE YOU, AMBER . Chapter 84?! HOW DARE YOU . We all knew you were evil at the end of Book 1 but for fucksake. You know what, that’s it. I’m coming in there. I warned you. I am about to throw down in this bitch, I swear to god.

Shit’s on fire, yo.

I read Dawn of the Cursed Queen when it dropped & it’s been so goddamn long, I had to go back and re-read the last like six chapters plus watch two TikTok recaps to prepare for this. 😮‍💨 Here we go.

Something. Nothing. Everything.

Draco & Rhys need to start a club:

• Lint-Pickers Anonymous ?

• Lint Victim Support ?

• The Invisble Lint Conspiracy RISE UP (Facebook Group - Pinned Post: “It’s REAL my neighbour had it, Potter and the Ministry and other High Lords don’t want you to know IT’S COMING FOR US” - HRH Helion, High Lord/Studmuffin, Day Court, Prythian

Not Narcissa low-key realising she’s a hardcore Dramione shipper:

“You are Draco’s age, yes? Are you married?”
“No.”
“Divorced?”
“No.”
“Engaged?”
“No, I’m single.”
“For years, I imagine, hmm? …Your lack of response means the answer is yes. Interesting.”