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Nah Khalid kinda opp he’s so PMO SHAZI DESRVES better she needs to be a single baddie forever

“And I will punish him for it”
Why are we lying to ourselves queen we’ve had like ten opportunities to kill him stop acting like you ain’t down bad crying at the gym everything comes back teenage petulance what if I can’t have it I might just die it would make no difference?

SHAZI WE DO NOT KISS AT LESS THAN 50% YOU MET BRO LIKE A MONTH AGO—well actually to be married to someone that’s pretty…that’s pretty late BUT LOW KEY HE KILLED YOUR BEST FRIEND (not really bro has a curse on him im pretty sure like he has to kill a bride or his whole kingdom will be slaughtered prob something his daddy did idk)

Not the FMC being the one with the bad mouth 😭😭😭🙏🙏this is usually MMC behavior or side character but nah SHAZI is the FMC, the comedic relief, the inspiration, the baddie, the rational one, and the carrier all in one. I would read a book with just Shazi’s internal monologue.

“I have no interest in tiny cucumbers”

SHAZI WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN ILYSM FOR SAYING THAT TO A HARASSER BUT TS WILD IN FRONT OF KHALID TOO WHAT 😭🙏🙏🙏 I think I like SHAZI the most—not the plot or romance. No SHAZI is carrying this book fr fr

“It’s obscene. He deserves to be flogged”
‘Says the king who murders a bride every morning’
SHAZI WHAT THE FRICK THANK GOSH YOU KEPT THAT AN INSIDE THOUGHT LMAOOOO YOUR INTERNAL MONOLOGUE SO UNHINGED IT CATCHES OFF GUARD HOT DANG SHAZI OK

this is supposed to be a serious book but the pacing is so bad (low key don’t care) it’s just turning into a delightful little experience of chaotic characters IM LIKE LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS TAKING ME OUTTTTT
We have her two besties racing across the fricking desert to rescue her and she’s just chilling with her bestie,s killer (I think she’s catching to the fact that it’s not his fault)

I’m crine why does nobody gaf in this book 😭🙏🙏she’s like ehhhh he low key had unspeakable trauma I suppose that don’t matter I’m still gonna unalive him and he literally does not care like HE KILLED YOUR BESTIE THIS AINT PASSIVE 😭🙏🙏😭✌️

“I may have a serious problem”
Honey I love you so much already but you are so deep fried cooked no shiz 😭🙏✌️

When I click on the authors profile and realize I used to read her books as a kid be like 🫰🫰🫰

I love Kamala and her personality is the same
And I do get that who owns museum stuff is a little messed up
But omg this is so very political and I’m not taking sides but I read to escape real world issues (and I don’t like how they are integrating history because it feels so awkward and doesn’t flow well)
This is low key not my favorite but I will finish

There ain’t no way
There ain’t no way
The author does not hate us that much
Ain’t no way
Oh like heck this is happening

she finally picked the cookie 🥹🥹🥹
Also if either of them die imma find someone and someone will pay

essiya you have to pick a cookie, but there’s only one cookie AND YOURE STILL NOT CHOOSING IT MY GAWSH

What is this off brand shadowhunters world

so far we have cameos of Anastasia Romanov and James and lucie herondale’s granddaddy
What is this book 😭✌️🙏

ave atque vale will herondale

IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG TO READ THIS AND ITS EVERYTHING IVE WANTED AND MORE
SHOUTOUT TO ABBY

“I’m here on my own account,” Magnus said, in a low and distant voice. “I need your help. There is absolutely no one else that I can ask”.

Currently rereading clockwork angel after finishing QOAAD
and i have to say that I’ve beeb staring at this passage in both books for a solid ten minutes and i just can’t look away

Zara has a lot of nerve for someone who had paintings commissioned after her unironically
It was cringe. So cringe.
Asking Emma for her sword back when the spirit of Cordelia lies with Emma is wild. Absolutely wild.

Thule is wild but
-herongraystairs is reunited bc Tessa finally died like I’m super bittersweet bc I want her to live but also all her loved ones were in the afterlife and now she’s finally with them all and it wasn’t even her fight anymore like she has dealt with shiz since the Victorian times
I miss the Victorian SHADOWHUNTER books
Also, Ave atque vale all the fallen shadowhunters in Thule

ZARA HAS CORTANA
OH HEILLL TO THE NO
I WAS ALREADY IFFY ABOUT EMMA HAVING JT BUT AT LEAST SHES A CARSTAIRS
HOW DARE YOU WIELD CORDELIA CARSTAIRS SWORD? MY QUEEN WILL ALWAYS OWN IT BECAUSE SHE WAS THE BEST FIGHTER WHO OWNED IT SORRY EMMA
OH HEIL TO THE NO IM ABOUT TO FIGHT SOMEONE

Aline js giving downworlders celebrity names is frying me. “Taylor Swift” I CANT

Me gearing up to see Grace lucie pt 2 through their descendants be like nah bro im so locked in I’ve seen the spoilers
The memes do not lie HERONDALES and blackthorns like to do necromancy 😭🫶

WAIT AND A MERRY THIEVES CAMEO
MATTHEW AND JAMES MY POOKIES

And jessamine?

Will and Cordelia picture cameo?!??

Some idiot named will H