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"Girls that work out all day and have huge boobs but boring faces probably think the face doesn't matter if your boobs are taken care of." Such an oddly sexist thing for our main female character to say 🫪

This is the Taylor jenkins Reid y'all praise? I get that this is her first novel, but surely not her first time imagining a story then writing it down???? The writing is so repetitive, immature, inconsistent and BORING!!! Where's the plot? All that's happened so far is omg elise? Elsa? Eloise? So forgettable I can't remember her name- is sad and crying and oh she misses Ben- did I say she's sad and crying and and and

sooooooooo where's the plot?

"Well it's just hard for me to imagine that a woman could afford such a nice place on her own." So we're supposed to be rooting for this misogynistic guy as our love interest?

Well that was a wild fucking chapter

"She’s had more penis in her than…I don’t know…a penis factory. A lot is what I mean. Not my type. Nevertheless, she’s a nice enough person and I’ve even masturbated to her thirty-two times, once in the dumpster behind Jim’s and another time at the DMV." DAWWWWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

"The customer ordered the burger with mayonnaise,
so I get one of the large mayonnaise jars. I don’t think it’s one I’ve masturbated into before. But it’s hard to keep track." Bro get a fucking grip 😭😭💔💔

"I’m not simply looking to get my man rod wet. I can just as easily derive sexual pleasure from mayonnaise jars or crawdad holes. And have." A piece of information I did not need to know :)

"Jim once had a week-long stomach condition that landed him in the hospital after eating a triple cheeseburger I cooked for him. Actually, I was surprised he survived." I actually cackled so bad

broski sounds like an old version of clavicular

I'm loving this already

THE MMC CUMS FEATHERS?????? ACTUAL FUCKING FEATHERS????????? BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Oh fuck, it’s too much,” I yell.
“No, it’s not. Come for me, Anne. Now.” the chemistry is thro the roof 😍😍😍

“Touch yourself, Anne,” he barks out in a command. It’s so unlike what I’ve seen from him so far, so…alpha I can’t help but comply." Fucking goodbye. This has to be a joke. it HAS to be. I can't take this. What the fuck. Alpha? Seriously???????????????????????

"I hear the water running and I know she must be washing the touch from her face." Washing the touch from her face? Did a child write this?

"We turn the corner and head around the block, back to her apartment, unspeaking the entire way." I'm lwk nitpicking but "unspeaking"???? C'mon. U could have written that better

"By the time we pass they’re all silent, confused looks on their faces." insane fucking grammar

"I realize as I’m looking that I didn’t build his…uh, disco stick." URRR A GROWN ADULT. U WATCH HENTAI AND GRIND UR PILLOW. U CAN SAY THE WORD DICK OR COCK!!!

“I’ve been sentient for quite a while now. If you’re wondering whether I’ve been aware when you’ve ground your gorgeous cunt against me the answer is yes.” lord give me the strength to carry on.

"Once I feel good and clean I get out and decide to have a nice night watching a show or two and just chilling." That is a criminally bad sentence.

"But dating? Gross. My hooha dries up at the thought." OH MY GOD. UR PUSSY. UR VAGINA. UR A GROWN ADULT.

I'm only one page in and the writing has already pissed me off 😭

"Jimmy winks a glassy blue eye at me."

"He licks a worm-like bottom lip which sets my teeth on edge." huh??

"I say with a fake smile I really freaking struggle to put on." I can't stand it when adults in an adult book say "freaking" instead of "fucking". You're an adult 😭😭 u can say it 😭😭