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"He pressed his lips to mine with all the romance of kissing a clam."
🤣🤣🤣

"I watched as she pulled out a needle and thread from the medical kit. I took comfort in the fact that she sewed almost all my clothes. My arm shouldn't be a problem."
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"Bob used to have three brothers and two sisters. Humans tossed them out of a truck onto the freeway when they were a few weeks old. Bob rolled into a ditch.
The others did not."
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I thought this was a children's book!!! 😭😭😭

I'M SO HAPPY THAT I'M FINALLY READING THIS :D
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BOOK FOR WEEKS