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Spending the whole first chapter recapping what happened in the last I see 😭 “why didn’t you do such and such when _ and _ happened!” “yeah well you did _ and _!” WE REMEMBER GUYS CARRY ON

Fucking hell he’s turned into Wilbur Soot

Thank god it’s turned into Twilight gang I really hated the blue hair 🥹

she’s totally a Valor right? Is this not really obviously setting that up since the beginning 🫡

every time we describe Jacks’ outfit he’s in a gray doublet and it’s pissing me off literally just give him something else or stop describing it. fr like Miss Hoolie and her striped green cardigan

NOT APOLLO OILED UP? NAKED APART FROM A STONE ON HIS CHEST WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 😭

I’m enjoying it in a way where I don’t actually have much to say about it, which is weird for me cuz I love a good yap. I was kinda hoping Evangeline would be like a cool shape shifter and could turn into a fox or smth after the fox and the archer story tho whatever it was called

Jacks with blue hair? does he also have pronouns perchance 🤯 jokes aside plz go back to blonde my guy

So far Guts has been the best and everything else has bored me… 💔

#worstparents how are they having such long chats to the literal baby murderer and not questioning where their baby is. STILL DOING IT TWO YEARS LATER TOO, and if one of them knows the baby is alive why not tell the other???

oh nvm i guess that makes sense…

bro they cannot trick me I thought at the start it was debbie but then was like nah surely all this evidence leads to it being dave but u cannot tell me it was her after all rn 😭 why was his handwriting on the skirting board then if it wasn’t him

Is this gonna be like a Heavy Rain thing like the brother George is gonna die due to neglect and then that’s why whoever the killer is is targeting kids who are left alone? I wanna guess it’s Dave idk why. But then I also don’t know why mystery person was spitting in Mia’s mouth and was thinking about cutting the baby out…

Which one came out first, this or His & Hers? Cuz wdym there’s a ‘Priya’ and ‘White Hart’ cuz I swear that was the name of the pub in His & Hers 😭 considering I just finished it yesterday it’s a weird coincidence

damn I really though Kit Kat was safe for a sec

HOLD YP IS RICHARD CATHERINES HUSBAND? IM LOCKING IN THIS THEORY RN BC OF THE “my wife’s parents house” THAT HAPPENS TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS? HES TOTALLY AN ACCOMPLICE I BET

OH MY GOD??? AND I SAID MY THEORY ABOUT CATHERINE BEING THE KILLER BECAUSE OF THE PISS THING. NO, THIS MOTIVE MAKES WAYYY MORE SENSE ACTUALLY, IM SO GLAD SHES KILLING THEM WHAT

If anything happens to Kit Kat at this party I’m gonna be furious

“To a long and happily strictly professional and platonic relationship. Cheers.” “And then I kiss her.” Someone teach this man what platonic means holy shit

I’ve been thinking that it’s most likely Anna is the killer, right. But then it also feels really obvious. So my next theory is that it’s Catherine Kelly. I feel like I’d also go on a killing spree if girls made me drink piss, even if it was 20 years ago. Just locking in that thought so I don’t forget

okay suddenly the book is not as fun any more I am deeply uncomfortable 😬 good job rachel is dead!

I literally said out loud “don’t tell me she’s pissing in that coke can” few pages later girl reads ‘I pissed in the Coke can.’ literally nobody can beat me at predicting books

HE LIVES WITH HIS SISTER?? they’ve been talking about it like it’s his girlfriend 😭

how the hell do you confused tic tacs with fingernail clippings

WHY IS EVERYONE FILMING HER HOUSE, WHY IS THERE A WINDOW INTO THE GARAGE ACTUALLY?

I’m way too good at predicting books gang…

If this library isn’t some front for selling drugs then idk what is, cuz otherwise what was with that part in the plot lmao

NOO HES FUCKED IT UP HES FUMBLEDDD. DONT SHOW HER IT??? IS HE DUMB WHAT IS THIS

thank god for that. I WAS LITERALLY THINKING IN MY HEAD GIRL PICK UP SOMETHING HEAVY AND SMASH HIS LEGS but that was WAY better