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Right guys. I’m on a time frame cus I’m working like mad the next three days, but FAKKKK. This book is very similar to salt and vinegar Pringles—really not that good, but once you get going, you just can’t stop. Feyre (SPOILER) was sent back to her family, travelled like…4 days back to Tamlin’s estate and everything’s in ruins. I’m shaking with anxiety.

I’M SICK OF THIS, SARAH J. MAAS! All caps wasn’t necessary. If I see one more page about how Feyre calls herself weak and insignificant one more time—we got the message the first time. Also, every time she sees Tamlin, the same stuff is regurgitated “the predictor, the beast, his shoulders, his muscles, he could tear me apart with his nature” SHUT THE FUCK ME, FEYRE. I pissin get it.

Okay so…lowkey can’t put this book down. It’s pretty clear that Feyre’s gonna be with Tamlin, but I really like Lucien. He’s so sassy and sly.

DO NOT ATTACK ME. I am but a weak a feeble boy who succumbed to fairy smut. Leave me be.

Okay I take it back, shits amped up and it’s AMAZING. Carl almost got obliterated by a train then BAM—he’s stolen it, a demon woman giving birth in the trains furnace taught him how to drive it (using dead-demon baby-coal) and now he’s levelled up to 32.

It’s taking me ages to get through this one; I just can’t get into it. The whole train station setting really isn’t my thing, and I know you aren’t supposed to understand it, but it’s still annoying.

!SPOILERS! Okay so this book is actually so good. It’s first person, and the narrator doesn’t have much personality, but really the house is the main character. Never read a haunted house story like this; it’s quite gripping. The house just painted a self portrait of itself and it feels ugly😭 so cute (I hope the house doesn’t turn evil)

Bought it cus if the sprayed edges; I hope it’s good.

I’ve been so busy with work, so only just got a chance to read again and WTF. First chapter in almost 2 weeks and Donut just (SPOILERS) KILLED A MAN. she got drunk of 3 cherries, too.

Level 4 is a huge subway network that’s tied together in a knot. (K)not sure how I feel about this one you guys…

SPOILERS MY FRIENDS!!! Princess Donut (who is a talking cat) is apparently believed to be the Antichrist to the city elves (she’s not…I don’t think) and Carl’s started beef with a hairy pig-king. And Manasa’s been killed. WTF

Prostitutes falling from the sky? A pet pterodactyl? Carl’s been essentially banned from wearing anything but boxers. He can’t wear shoes; the AI had a foot fetish. I’m not 100% sure where this books going, but I’m having a great time.

I wasn’t too sure what directing the second book would go in, but it’s exceeded any expectations so far. I’m not a woman, but I feel so maternal towards Donut and Mongo.

Guys, Princess Donut is my fave character ever written.

AHHHHH THE AUDIENCE LOVES THEM! Gonna cry.

Carl and Princess Donut have finally made it to the second floor, and onto Dungeon Crawler After Hours with Odette! I really hope they’re popular with the viewers.

This book is amazing so far. It’s basically aliens creating doors in the ground to a game show for surviving humans to voluntarily go into, in the style of an RPG game. Such a sick idea

I’ve got such high hopes for this book. It’s so stupid, in the best way possible; the main characters are Carl - a 27y/o ex veteran - and his ex girlfriends prize winning, tortoise-shell Persian show cat, called Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk. All man-made structures have been completely obliterated by a galactic corporation, and the survivors can enter the world dungeon, a televised game-show. I’m gassed.

Bruvaaaaa, this battle has been going on for ages, and it keeps getting more intense. I can’t cope; I’m clutching my pearls. My timbers are being violently shivered.

Percy’s finally stopped being a ham-head when it comes to Annabeth, but OF COURSE something’s gone wrong. Istg Kronos needs to lay off them - I can’t take it.

Hades is a nasty piece of work; slimy little toe-rag.

Bruvvvv this book’s started off with action after action; it may emotionally destroy me

Nico’s doing my head in man. JUST LISTEN TO PERCY FOR ONCE!