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“I dont know why, because it’s one of those things I’m not contractually obligated to care about” Me.

“I could have become a mass murderer after I hacked my governor module…” okay diva, strong start.

“But take your time, Elsie. I’ll wait for as long as it takes” DIOSES

“I want to marry me tomorrow so you can go on my health insurance” SOLTÉ LA CARCAJADA

“And because I hate you, Jack” JAJAJA SI, DALE, CON LA SILLA

“Elsie, there’s very little I wouldn’t do for you” GIGGLING!

*Finally reckoning with his decades-long evil legacy because he wants you to be his girlfriend who sends him cute little heart emojis and sixty-nines with him every other day?"

CECE, POR FAVOR

I was right, está loco.

“You silly, stubborn girl” ESTE BROTHER ME ESTÁ DANDO UNA TERRIBLE ESPINA

“I’m starting to be partial to the way you bypass all rational explanations for every I say, and dash straight to me being an unhinged serial killer” CÁLLATE, solté la carcajada JAJDJS

“You could be my entire world if you let me”
Screaming, crying, throwing up

“Somewhere along the way your wires got crossed. Your brain decided that you’re not worth people’s time and effort, and that if you ask for anything, they won’t say no, they’ll also leave you […] That’s not how love works, Elsie. But don’t worry for now. I’ll show you”

DIOSMIO

“Be gentle with me, Elsie. That’s all I ask” CUTIES

“Im not going to fuck you, but God, I could” ALMMM

“How do I make you come?” IM BLUSHING

“For wanting to know me enough to watch my favorite movie with me” NOOOO, que lindo bASTA

“Glycemic level control […] Or you can faint on me. Since it’s a hobby of yours” CÁLLATE, QUE LINDO

“At 28? What am I, a child bride?” GIGGLES

“Youcantakemeout” OMG

“Don’t call me mom, I’m not your mother” SÁCATE PARA ALLÁ!

“When’s the last time you had someone in your life you could be completely honest with, Elsie?” I’m… Speechless. Harsh subject but okay.

“Can I take you out?”
“You mean you want to… murder me?”

SHES TRAUMATIZED

“Also, I like to imagine Alice and Bella ending up together after the movie is over” GO LESBIANS, GO!

Vengo a pedir perdón por asumir que George era un hombre blanco pelón.

“And that's when I realize how much of a piece of shit I am […] but I am relieved that their relationship might not go anywhere. And I'd love to lie to myself and come up with a valid excuse, but the truth is, its because I'm a shithead. It's because I want her for myself” SALV, DIJO LA FRASE!!!

“And the girl... Maybe it's how good she is with the person I care about the most. Maybe I have a type, and she just happens to embody it. But... well, I'm reacting to her more than I can remember ever do-ing. With anyone. I'm having some... complicated feelings” CÁLLATE LOS OJOS JACK!!

¿Por qué me da vibe que lo describe como los batos del gym en forever bulk? O sea, k deli pues 🫦

“Elsie here is, like, an escort” CON LA NIÑA NO

"What happened to you, Elsie?"
"Excuse me?" I feel flayed alive when he looks at me like that.
Stripped to my bones.
"Every time I mention that I admire your work, you become dismissive and combative."

No sé chulo, maybe you ruined her mentor career? DIGO, doing a wild guess

“You make a lot of assumptions about my thoughts. Negative assumptions”
“Your thoughts are clearly negative” JAJSJSJS