Ethan Behrendt > Recent Status Updates

“I’ve never met a minstrel who wasn’t a liar, coldblood. And I’ve never met a holy man who wasn’t a cunt.”

“Call a jack a jack, call a spade a spade, but always call a whore a lady. It never hurts to be polite.”

“When I was a kid, everyone would roam the neighborhood in packs, but I never had a bike, and I’d chase after them on foot, always getting left behind. I never had friends, not lasting ones. I always blamed it on not having a bike.”