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Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 75% done with Just Lovers [Like We Were Supposed to Be]

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Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 60% done with Just Lovers [Like We Were Supposed to Be]

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Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 37% done with Just Lovers [Like We Were Supposed to Be]

— Apr 22, 2026 01:44PM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 30% done with Just Lovers [Like We Were Supposed to Be]

— Apr 22, 2026 11:52AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 95% done with Art Heist, Baby! (AHB!, #1)

I'm sobbing. I'm never getting over this
Like ever

— Apr 20, 2026 11:51PM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 81% done with Art Heist, Baby! (AHB!, #1)

— Apr 20, 2026 09:33AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 76% done with Art Heist, Baby! (AHB!, #1)

Omfg this is where shit goes downhill
I am also extremely worried about the mcd tag
But I guess I'll take it one chapter at a time lmaooo

THIS IS SUCH A RIDE

— Apr 19, 2026 01:17PM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 35% done with 13 Ways of Looking at a Fat Girl

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Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 73% done with Art Heist, Baby! (AHB!, #1)

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Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 25% done with 13 Ways of Looking at a Fat Girl

— Apr 18, 2026 01:20PM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 60% done with Art Heist, Baby! (AHB!, #1)

— Apr 18, 2026 10:31AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 45% done with Art Heist, Baby! (AHB!, #1)

— Apr 14, 2026 10:37PM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 15% done with Summer Sons

I really don't dig this 😞
I'm unfortunately going to dnf

— Apr 14, 2026 08:57AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 4% done with Summer Sons

I don't really like this so far
But it reminds me a lot of cg drews, so I'll keep pushing 🙂‍↕️

— Apr 14, 2026 02:11AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 47% done with The Outsiders

This is kinda gay I love it

— Apr 13, 2026 10:06AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 40% done with The Outsiders

— Apr 13, 2026 09:32AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 30% done with The Outsiders

I actually kinda enjoy this
It's giving marauders vibes

— Apr 13, 2026 09:15AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is starting The Outsiders

Trusted a random number generator to pick my next read

Wish me luck because I don't really feel like reading this lol

— Apr 13, 2026 08:10AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 90% done with Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

Almost done (thank god)

— Apr 12, 2026 02:14PM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 72% done with Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

I better finish that shit today

— Apr 12, 2026 07:18AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 62% done with Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

— Apr 12, 2026 01:55AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 50% done with Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

— Apr 08, 2026 01:26PM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 46% done with Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

These last 5% actually weren't atrocious

Almost bearable

— Apr 08, 2026 10:00AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 41% done with Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

Joey saying his grandfather was everything to him when he didn't even mention him more than twice maximum in the whole book

I'm so tired of the grown ass woman writing this

— Apr 07, 2026 12:57PM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 38% done with Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

What the fuck is Chloe Walsh's problem with dick injuries.

I feel like I'm reading badly directed porn it's atrocious

— Apr 06, 2026 10:19AM 3 comments

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 28% done with Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

— Apr 06, 2026 07:23AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 18% done with Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

Lowkey locking in

— Apr 06, 2026 03:02AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 5% done with Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

I hate this

— Apr 04, 2026 12:39AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is starting Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

AND GUESS WHO'S BACK WITH THIS ATROCIOUS BOOK SERIE!!!!

I don't know why but the rage and hate I have for these books motivate me so much I could read 6 of them just to absolutely destroy them in my reviews

Wish me luck 😝

— Apr 01, 2026 10:38AM Add a comment

Evan ⁠☆ (tortured poet) is 70% done with You Did Nothing Wrong

— Mar 27, 2026 01:15PM Add a comment

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