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doing this long awaited buddy ready with @hannah !!! im so pumpeeedddd I've heard such good thinggss 🦄🥹

wtf is going on here

okay maybe i hate him less now but not by much. he hasnt made any insufferable comments recently.....

help i hate this man

tell me why I was bored so I put on of my old essays that I WROTE into an AI detector and it said 100%. like bro ur js wrong

pardon

https://www.depop.com/products/scuoad...

"not friends, not enemies, just strangers w some memories"

RE-READDD

guys I love depop

your jean shorts ever too tight around your things and the too lose around you waist?? like- what......

no no no no nonononono oh my god I cannot

stood on the cliff side screaming give me a reasonnn

throwback to when I emailed my 8th grade English teacher, and when we got back to me a week late, he signed off with "please hesitate to contact me"

me starting vipers #3 thinking I read #2 just to realize I absolutely didn't

I...... uhmmm..... hmm.... okay, I'm gonna put this on hold and try again later

listening to my Spotify DJ, "up next, I'm putting on some of your favorite songs from 2025" NO DONT DO THAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

GUYS I MADE A NEW GR FRIEND

and WHY does he keep talking about biting her???

okay so I'm immersive reading this, and the voice actor for Amma is just insufferably whiny. like listening to her voice is like being stabbed in the brain with multiple forks at a time. anyways, anyone got good audiobook recs?

watching this video and eating twizlers in my bed. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs5u2...) amazing, wonderful, great, I love this creator. 7 minutes and 17 seconds into said video, I hear, "we do have a blonde man with a man bun" a what with a what. a WHAT with a WHAT?? I was intruigeddd..... and then I heard blonde man & man bun..... now I'm less intriuged...sigh

hehe guysss I went to target and Loop earplugs were on sale and I've been wanting those forEVER so I got the lilac ones AND I got the special edition of serpent and wings of the nightt

when I leave for vacation tmrw, have half a suitcase packed, my room looks like a tornado went through it, all of my clothes are dirty, my hair is oily, and the saxophones are just getting louder

hello friendsssss ok so I need clothing recs SO BADD

specifically if anyone know good places to get maxi skirts..... patterned, white, black, solid colors, I litterally js need maxi skirtsss

when I tell you I DNF'd this SO FAST

guysss so pumped for finals weekkkk (not)

I'm bored ama (ask me anything for those who don't know lmao)

how I feel sitting here bedazzling my primer knowing I have a Spanish project and an English paper due tmrw morning 😌

js spent 10 mins putting an earring in bcz I couldn't find the hole
#womeninmensfields

just went into my brothers room for socks. have never in my life heard anyone sigh harder than him in that moment. I walk in, go to his sock drawer, open it, and he goes, "*SIGH*" I was like oml dude

me bcz yesterday in spanish I submitted the wrong slideshow for my presentation and it was my birthday list, not my presentation on peruvian traditional clothing