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Trying to grasp a sense of normalcy, he made a weak attempt at a joke.
"If you're looking for a goodnight kiss, forget it." Wait, what? 🤣🤣

Finally, reading this!!

Well things escalated quickly!!

And my fears are coming true! Seriously why? Why is Iris getting involved with that playboy Cole!

WHAT???

Alice!!! What did you do???

Interesting.....

That was GENIUS!!! I wasn't prepared for that!

A new agent?! Well, lockwood that was unexpected. Btw I just love george, he's definitely the mom of the group, I mean where would Lucy and lockwood be without him.

I can't stop!!! It's so interesting!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!
Btw The cops here are really useless.

This is getting really interesting! Only thing I don't like , swear words popping up here and there.

I hope Edric doesn't do anything stupid.

"This is your fault! Why can't you ever throw things accurately?"
"Coming from you! You chucked that bottle like a girl!"
"I am a girl!"
We're so back. Oh how I missed these three. They can't ever stop making everything comical.

Poor Chris!

Goodness, Edric! You only realise that now!

I had no idea Jane foster would be in this book. I am so sorry Jane but I never liked you . I just don't like her. And it doesn't sit well with me that she's got a child with him too. Thor had better options tbh. I really loved Sif, I wish marvel could've gone with thor and sif instead of jane , sif is literally his wife in the norse mythology.

I can't stop laughing! Loki is living on midgard like a mortal person. He's got a job - he's a dog walker! He uses a tablet, he watches netflix and he's got a pet lizard too plus he's got mortal friends.

Wait, WHAT?!!

The pace is too slow. And oliver needs to shut up, he wants to lead but won't face the danger himself, he'd rather put someone else up front.

Finally something! Nothing much happened until now . First 7 chapters were kinda slow. This book has some swearing occasionally and a guy keeps throwing some crude jokes around.

Well that's some crazy backstory!

WHAT DID YOU DO , LOKI?!?!