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ough i’m not strong enough for this..

worst opening line of a book ever

idk how much more weird and racist descriptions of women i can take

i just want to finish this for the sake of finishing atp but bro....

im tired boss

girl you arent avasarala.....

“You may as well try to sweep the ocean back with a broom,” said Smuts.

And so, when they came to power, they took out their brooms and tried to sweep back the ocean.

Barber dropping the hardest lines except it’s about the formation of apartheid

i liked it better when it was just the one guy because maybe he was just weird like that but no. andy weir has never spoken to a real person ever.

bro the whole “gluten free gentrification” jokes are such low hanging fruit they pmo so bad

my girls are fighting!!!! :((

“Avasarala sat in a wheelchair at the back of the hall, eating pistachios and pretending to be dotty so that people left her alone.”

literally 100 and still my queen

I think there’s been more plot so far than in the entirety of Babylon’s Ashes