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okay i'm now coming around on this book. tiny cooper i love you even though you're a little mean to will grayson (the john green one)

this book is so weird.

i take back what i said about feeling bad for this guy. apparently when he was pretending to be a pilot hiring stewardesses from colleges, he performed "physical examinations" on them. ew. back to calling him a pig it is. this book ends so abruptly and strangely. wtf.

okay now i feel bad about all the shit i talked about frank abagnale. sorry about that french prison dawg.

caught between calling everything in this book bullshit and saying frank w. abagnale, jr. is a pig. i guess two things can be true at once.

justice for rosalie

perhaps the "real fake" was the "true story" frank w abagnale made along the way

someone get frank w abagnale whatever the opposite of viagra is

idk if i'm smart enough for siken but god his writing is beautiful

i don't believe a word out of this man's mouth. (and by that, i mean i don't believe a word stan redding wrote that is allegedly out of frank abagnale jr's mouth.) i think this is the most ridiculously sensationalized thing i have ever read. everything is so insanely convenient. all the answers seem to fall right into his lap. to be clear, i'm thoroughly enjoying this. it's absolutely hilarious in its outlandishness.

frank abagnale jr might have been the world's most horned up man.

god i am obsessed with trista mateer