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idk if i'm smart enough for siken but god his writing is beautiful

i don't believe a word out of this man's mouth. (and by that, i mean i don't believe a word stan redding wrote that is allegedly out of frank abagnale jr's mouth.) i think this is the most ridiculously sensationalized thing i have ever read. everything is so insanely convenient. all the answers seem to fall right into his lap. to be clear, i'm thoroughly enjoying this. it's absolutely hilarious in its outlandishness.

frank abagnale jr might have been the world's most horned up man.

god i am obsessed with trista mateer