Elise > Recent Status Updates

‘He sank deep enough to touch her womb with his own flesh.’ WHAT THE FUCK

‘he could not truly call her his own until he claimed her body and planted his seed in her womb’ - genuinely what compels ppl to write such horrible things, i feel violated

“enormous, mushroom-headed erection” EWWW?

“The swollen ridge of his manhood pushed against her feminine mound”
Judith Butler wept

I’ve got so many icks already and I’m only 30 pages in LOL

“finding that her fingers couldn’t even encircle his dense wrist”
Wink wink nudge nudge

“Did he hold in his arms the rarest of creatures? A woman of substance?”
This is making me cackle.
Surely this brained creature must be a man in disguise! She can rub two brain cells together!

Head so good it gave the bloke a full on existential crisis.

There’s a love confession this early on and i audibly groaned

This is some seriouslyyyy angsty smut GEEZZZZ LOUISEEE im all tensed up with nowhere to go bro

I feel some of this was directly copy pasted & edited from book 1- girl why am I at page 160 and the plot is ONLY JUSY STARTING criminal behaviour

Jesus fucking Christ Emma and Darren ur leaving a gapping weaping hole in my heart

I’ll stop nitpicking soon but omfg what do u mean a ‘muscled hand’ ?!!!

Oooh probably meant STICKING

“Her saturated chemise *slicking* against her skin” - slicking ?!!! Is that a word???

Cockroach mentioned in Victorian England - there’s a first for everything.

Traditionally published nesting/heat I’m losing my shit

It seems Zevander can literally only think w/his penis