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“Explained his crimes by arguing that they were all the result of a crazed dog that had bitten him at the age of eight.”
HE WOULD BE DEAD. HE’D BE DEAD. IF HE HAD RABIES HE’D HAVE BEEN DEAD BEFORE HE HIT TEN YEARS OLD.

“I am Jack-“
HE’S NOT. HE’S LITERALLY NOT. WHY WOULD HE BE JACK THE RIPPER IF HIS PREFERRED WEAPON OF CHOICE WAS FUCKING POSION??????? not to mention, HE WAS IN JAIL AT THE TIME OF THE KILLINGS ON A DIFFERENT CONTINENT.
“He had a double who sat in prison.” Pack it up. Pack it up.


I’m annoyed.