BRUCE WAYNE > Recent Status Updates

Guys… I’ve almost hit three years of reading this terrible book…(I have been reading it since before joining GR.)

I wish it was in color…

If MAPPA doesn’t come out with JJK Season 4 soon… I will smite somebody.

IF YOU’RE SEEING THIS UPDATE AND WE AREN’T FRIENDS, SEND ME A FR. I AM TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MY FELLOW APPS.

300 FRIENDS!!! DOORDASH WORLD DOMINATION IS COMING SOON!

If anyone want to be an app….. we still have all of the coffee places. 7 Brew, Starbucks……

My school just won the Homecoming Game and the dance is tomorrow!!!! Woohoo!

I’m still RPing on my other account, but I’m done for now on this one. (I was the SUPREME Violet Sorrengail.)

#ISurvivedTheGreatRPingOf2026
#ISurvivedTheBookBFsOf2026

Guys…. Mgk would be the perfect Satoru Gojo. He just, you know, not Japanese. (Jujutsu Kaisen.)

Guys, friend me if you haven’t already. I’m like, amazing.

Guys.. nobody tell Axion I am actually enjoying learning how to play my friend’s flute…. I’m staying at her house for two days and we both play instruments. She’s letting me use her flute. 😭😭😭😭

Guys, this is not fair!!!!! Once Upon A Broken Heart put me in a reading slump like, eight months ago, and I’m still not over it!!! Why can’t I just find something better than OUABH?! 😭
(btw, I gave OUABH five stars)

Guys, tell me why my status updates get ignored for hours, but if I add a book, I get a like in thirty seconds.
What is going on?!

Just finished my first 18-hole of match as a freshman in Varsity… owwwwww. Six miles. It took 5 1/2 hours. 😕😭

My literature teacher said we weren’t supposed to have read Hamlet, To Kill A Mockingbird and Animal Farm….. oopsie daisies. 😬

I am now declaring war on Axion {And so I kissed my dog’s butthole} WE FUCKING RIDE AT DAWN!!!!!!!!

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NOW I’M SWEARING!! I NEVER DO THAT!!!!!

(Jk jk…Kind of.)

Can’t believe I have school tomorrow…. 😭

Another update… looking on my laptop account (Maledetto), I just realized my average rating is 2.74 stars…. 😭

Not me adding myself on another account I just made to make myself look popular!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

100 friends. Next step… WORLD DOMINATION!!!! MUHAHAHA!!!

Buddy reading with Brooklyn! TEN CHAPTERS EVERYDAY!! Starting on day 2, but we have yet to “convene” on the first 72 pages. 😭

I have 67 (haha, so funny, right?) friends!! I made my first friend last week! 🤣

Eventually, I’ll start reading this again..

I already know everything that’s going to happen and I’ve never read the book…🤣