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what the actual fuck 😭😭 why did mary do that

“Promise you won’t tell anyone…Not even Anthony.”
“Okay. Although he’d really get a kick out of this.”

she’s lwk so relatable

im a karina x linda truther

“I accepted that this was the consequence of getting close to someone and calling her my best friend: she would want to do things with me.”

this book is actually really funny omg

it’s actually a really interesting commentary on consumerism why is it actually good

woke up from a dream where I finished the book and made up an entire separate plot in my head

folk draws an interesting parallel between the way linda’s rote, machine-like existence and her beloved planes through linda’s employee ID. the way Linda’s life mirrors that of a plane, the way she embodies industry, strikes me sort of a poignant critique of capitalism/commodification of labor

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. OH MY GOD. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

This is so fucking dumb. A coincidence is how she gets out of this. Really?

This chapter is so monumentally stupid I’m actually mad. What the fuck was Nina’s reasoning? “Oh she’s young”!! All she wants is to protect and be with Cecelia. Why would she go to prison? AHH

“I have a chance…worse comes to worst…I’ll go back to the psychiatric hospital.” ???

The woman who spent her whole life trying to escape from her husband’s prison is… volunteering to go to prison.

Bro. What the FUCK is this book?? Like what the actual fuck??

“If you want to get out of the room, all you have to do is pull out one of your teeth.”

Okay. WHAT THE FUCK?

Girl… :(

Yes of course it’s Andrew 🙄

You stupid Millie. There’s ALWAYS a catch.

You stupid, pathetic idiot. Nina is going to skewer you alive.

NO!!!!
BAD IDEA
TERRIBLE PLAN
DO NOT!!!

“Don’t you trust me?” TOXIC.

Sounds familiar… this guy is AWFUL!

No! You fucking idiot! Don’t sleep with him, oh my god. NO!

Read this in a day, found myself writing notes on pages while reading. Following are the notes

Were children really THIS corny in the sixties?? 😭😭

you’re telling me one of the main characters is a horror writer … who grew up with a stutter… who married an extremely attractive woman way out of his league 😐😐

I wonder who the hero of this book will be?? (or the one who goes crazy I guess)