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Lots of shagging in this book 🫠 go off Ursula be horny

I'm so ursula-pilled
Hain-maxxing

Reread of a teenage favourite
I remember enjoying this when I first read it and I have found such a beautiful copy

Another straight up banger from Ursula

Nah fuck this book 😭😭😭😭

(And it did turn out to be sexist characterisation. Would have been a 5/5 book other than that)

I'm calling it right now Liz is a double agent.
She's been characterized throughout as a whiny crybaby - btw the only other woman gets murdered - and she's kidnapped, brought into a trial because of her situationship with the mc, and she keeps crying and messing up the spy plot by talking. This is either some seriously sexist writing (not ruling it out) or a GENIUS move for a plot twist lmao.

The fanficness continues in a world in which all men know how to communicate perfectly 😭😭😭

Okay a bit too much like fanfic now