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Ringwraiths can't swim
FUCK BACK TO MORDOR

-walk
-walk
-STEAL SOME MUSHROOMS
-get on a boat
-walk
-walk
-meet a weird bush guy
-walk
-walk
-ATTACKED BY TWEES
Okay um... It's a lot of walking
JRRT: I'M NOT A THIRD OF THE WAY THROUGH

Lots of walking... elves for the first time wow 😳

Feeling emosh reading this again over ten years later :') happy 25th anniversary of the film 💖

Quick read to break up the Earthsea quartet
The MC is annoying but still not as annoying as Normal People so it's bearable

Weather sure is wuthering

Get your shit together Cathy

Rereading because I don't think I ever understood it in school and I wanna accurately talk shit about the film if it's bad

I feel the reading hyperfixation leaving me... Help...

Maybe this is just written in a very obfuscating tone idk. I feel like I have no cultural reference because I was not a cool American kid

Reading so fast because I just want it to be OVER ALREADY 😒

Saw someone say "prose so purple even prince at the height of his career would steer clear" lol

But yeah this BADLY needs a copy-editor and the pace is sooooooo slow. Sad bc I liked a different book by her when I was 17