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this is distressing

I didn't think they would fix that particular problem up so quickly, but I also didn't think they would immediately turn around and make it a problem again 10 pages later

who doesn't love a good protagonist who's explicitly louse infected

as predicted n. is back already

oh she's so unwell

making predictions: a. & n. are def not dead, she's gonna go talk to j. at some point and he's gonna be hella disappointed, there's gonna be a lot of conflict about what she's choosing to take but I don't think she'll get sober in this book

Khurdalain reads like it's pronounced Courde de Lane and getting pulled repeatedly to tiny town Idaho is unhelpful

rin ur pissing me off

I could excuse the first use of "nah" but it feels like modern slang

"it was like her body had shut down after weeks of abuse" as if she hasn't been treating herself worse than brand new baby intern doctors get treated?? as though she hasn't been adding on additional stress for MONTHS??

this man is autistic

Elodie ..... girl omg

oh! didn't like that turn of events in the midwifery

I'm so glad we could detour from the climax of the plot to do some goat midwifery

I didn't know you could do that in a young adult book

alright that was enough of that for a while

haha nice 69

I really hope we're going somewhere with the goats because I do feel like I'm being held hostage, which is bizarre considering I typically love wlw (I hope that's where this is going)

"PERHAPS HE WAS LESS LONELY BEING YOUR DOG?"
oh 😭💔

is this a scent related fetish or

yeah Harry Potter was definitely missing nursery rhymes. I really appreciate rainbow towel for identifying and remedying that problem.

something vaguely interesting is finally happening

literally nothing is happening where is the plot?? stop giving me internal monologues from characters who haven't earned me giving a shit about their POV

I think I HATE this magic system which is really something because I've never had particularly strong feelings about a magic system before. why is "Scooby dooby do where are you" a ""finding spell""

how do we know the words time dilation