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Why weren’t the thanatoid zombie people in one battle after another

this isn’t funny or good but I’m engrossed in its world

Penis ninja kung-fu magic. Alvin and the Chipmunks. the living dead. Godzilla. karmic imbalances.

this book sucks and I hate myself and it sucks and I don’t care about the dragons or the stupid sex

“We are digits in God’s computer, she not so much thought as hummed to herself to a sort of standard gospel tune, And the only thing we’re good for, to be dead or to be living, is the only thing He sees. What we cry, what we contend for, in our world of toil and blood, it all lies beneath the notice of the hacker we call God.”

these foolish brits just keeping going towards the hole that has a martian with an insta-kill burn everything death ray

oh i’m so glad this is on kindle unlimited

eek!

i don’t promote this kind of vile crass imagery

this dorian gray chap is antisemitic as fuck

this talentless hack who cheats repeatedly keeps being the most special important person in all the lands and gets two special super dragons

i can’t go from boring by the numbers fourth wing to rich humorous each page stands on its own pynchon writing. makes my brain tired.

“When I find that I am growing old, I shall kill myself.”

this like a mr beast like watchable trash kinda book. paint by the numbers

One Battle After Another really took this one loosely. I love the idea of an escapee from an asylum for TV addiction, pretty funny.

parapet parapet parapet parapet.

no way i had to be subjected to 200 pages of Pippin and Merry just for that ring to get destroyed in 60

i don’t care about pippin and merry. not at all

Mike Fallopian

khia hobbits

read for the first time in like 2 months. oops

everything is connected and it’s all connected and the rocket or penis or whatever

i think i have like long covid brain fog when it comes to reading or math classes I can’t not fall asleep

“The turd slides into his mouth, down to his gullet. He gags, but bravely clamps his teeth shut” pg. 238

nazi penis sex slaves homosexuality idk idk idk

is this book about penises

I like the chapter about the horrible racism and the swimming around the shit filled toilet for the harmonica

am i illiterate