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He’s running the nonchalant gimmick

don quixote brain break

‘You are a villainous wretch,’ Don Quixote burst out, ‘and you are the one who is empty and a fool, and I am fuller than the whore of a bitch who bore you ever was.’ p.468

Finished part one!

Kinda struck me as they all were laughing at our famous knight in a fistfight with a goat herder that he was the OG lolcow. Chris-chan, Daniel Larson, Tophiachu all hail from the enabling and joy from a mentally ill guy

have to atleast be kind to my aunt and read this. far more competent than it could be

can the hundred page story within a story and tangentially related cuck saga end please i want don quixote and sancho back hurting themselves

we on that sancho panza shit all summer. hell yes we getting those 3-4 donkeys from our masters estate after he goes up into the mountains to bash his head into a rock to win the heart of his gal

in the early 17th century they knew what all the funny stuff was. vomit, shit, horses, mental illness. all the funny stuff

he’s so noble

guy from one piece

What the fuck

His style of dialogue pairs so well with the raw feeling these books evoke

Llewelyn Moss you are FUCKED!!!!

I just kinda assumed the lack of punctuation was a Blood Meridian exclusive. Nope

haley beck reheated humbert humbert’s nachos

it’s like a train wreck. this guy is fucking evil but it’s also pretty funny

this reflects poorly on my character i fear

Count Drugula

Why weren’t the thanatoid zombie people in one battle after another

this isn’t funny or good but I’m engrossed in its world

Penis ninja kung-fu magic. Alvin and the Chipmunks. the living dead. Godzilla. karmic imbalances.

this book sucks and I hate myself and it sucks and I don’t care about the dragons or the stupid sex

“We are digits in God’s computer, she not so much thought as hummed to herself to a sort of standard gospel tune, And the only thing we’re good for, to be dead or to be living, is the only thing He sees. What we cry, what we contend for, in our world of toil and blood, it all lies beneath the notice of the hacker we call God.”

these foolish brits just keeping going towards the hole that has a martian with an insta-kill burn everything death ray

oh i’m so glad this is on kindle unlimited

eek!

i don’t promote this kind of vile crass imagery

this dorian gray chap is antisemitic as fuck

this talentless hack who cheats repeatedly keeps being the most special important person in all the lands and gets two special super dragons

i can’t go from boring by the numbers fourth wing to rich humorous each page stands on its own pynchon writing. makes my brain tired.

“When I find that I am growing old, I shall kill myself.”