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Oh SHIT. How did I not see that coming?! 🍿

Downloaded this on kindle unlimited just now only for me to open it and see it was at 98%….. so I’ve apparently read this one and just don’t remember 😂 oh well I’ll read it again

What is it with these people and putting bodily fluids into food? 🤢

Ok I definitely remember this book now. It just took one particular scene for it all to come back to me 😂

Downloaded this on kindle unlimited… and there are bookmarked pages and it was on the last page, so clearly I’ve read it before but after reading the first little bit, I don’t remember a single thing so might as well continue. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I love when I’m reading a book and right away it makes me put it down and think “what did he saaaayyyy?!”

look….. I couldn’t help it ok? I needed to know 😂😂

😲😳…. It’s the beginning of the book. I wasn’t expecting all that already 😂

The word folds should be banned from every single book ever written when referencing a woman’s business. It’s icky and it’s not ok 😂

So far there are moments that I wish made it into the show, and others that I’m kinda glad they modified it for the show. Cute read so far tho

Taking a break from the dark to step back into the light for a minute… I binged the show so why not right? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Imagine the guy you are stalking is also secretly stalking you 😂

Only two chapters in but the level of obsession the fmc has for this man lol I don’t think I’ve ever cared that much about anything or anyone in my entire life 😂

This is not for the weak stomached that’s for sure 🤢

Here we go

Imagine you’re a waitress and someone just gives you their black card as a tip. Just gives you the card and says they will shut it off when you’ve spent enough….

Need a light hearted break from my usual reads

I eyed the out-of-date oysters again. And then shrugged. If getting him drunk wasn’t going to keep him here with us, then maybe a minor case of food poisoning would.

Diabolical… but effective 😂

“How’s it look?” “Hot,” Violet said softly. “Dangerous. Slightly unhinged.” I grinned. “Just my vibe.”

I sighed. “I guess we’re setting a trap for a psychopath.”

You know I wasn’t sure I was going to be into this book, but the amount of times my eyes have gotten huge and I’ve thought “what did he sayyyyyyy” to myself is unreal

“What kind of man do you take me for, Violet Garrisen? Sinners is a restaurant. A very elegant one.” She breathed out a sigh fueled with relief. “With a sex club in the back.” ….. 💀💀💀

Sometimes when I read books that have serial unalivers in them it makes me think that literally everyone in the world is one. I felt the same way when I read the ruinous love trilogy.

Okkk… so that’s already a lot to unpack.

My dislike for Tella is weakening… I still am not a fan but she’s not as whiney as her sister so that’s nice. She just doesn’t listen to a damn thing and it’s so frustrating!

Picking up where I left off yesterday before work and life got in the way…. Where was I? Ahhh yes.. good ole Tella ignoring anyones hints or warnings.. I remember now

If you were in a deranged game where your life is on the line, wouldn’t you want to actually listen to a warning someone is trying to give you and not run away mid sentence? Asking for a friend.

Everyone: “you probably shouldn’t do that”
Tella: 🤷🏼‍♀️

Seven pages in and I’m already annoyed by Tella 😂