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It’s really spectacular that I thought to myself oh I should update the reading app. Low AND behold I’m on page 100. What a feeling such a celebratory moment.

I don’t hate this book. I am enjoying some of the reading experience. I don’t know about y’all, my followers, but I have like the iOS 17 pro max version on the thing where you can picture an apple in your head.

Okay I’m getting pissed off. Not only did the author refuse to actually put any smut in here, which is fine I can live with that but he REFUSES to say any words for penis that aren’t a middle schoolers vocabulary. He just referenced an appendage as “a yogurt cannon”. A yogurt cannon. Are you serious? Do you know what a YOGURT CANNON would look like? I can tell you much more disgusting and vulgar than some cu

I’m actually loving this book. I think it’s more fun to imagine myself as some uber rich woman with nothing to do but buy expensive soap and cheat on my misogynistic but hot husband with other less misogynistic but hot men. If who I think dies actually does then the author needs to either never foreshadow again or figure out how to write a plot twist. I’ll finish this book probably in 2027. When I get a job.

So far this is hitting like I’m reading AI. I’m not enjoying it. It’s definitely fun to think about living with a lot of money but his writing style is like killing me. He keeps repeating himself and tries to emphasize things that don’t matter. You know what. Who the fuck am I to say anything.