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Fuck ambrosio

Save Agnes, Matilda might be the devil, Ambrosio is going to cheat, Lorenzo somehow doesn’t gaf that his best friend Raymond got his sister pregnant before marriage, Antonia please run and the prioress has got to go

raymond is the biggest yapper in the world

raymond and agnes. i wonder what lorenzo is thinking during all of this. he’s very patient and hasn’t interrupted once. the part with the baroness thinking raymond was confessing to her made me laugh out loud

monk and Matilda canon

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE ROSARIO REVEAL

FREE MY GIRL AGNES BRO AMBROSIO IS A DICKHEAD

I don’t have a good feeling about the monk… is lorenzo really using his sister’s retirement money? He appears friendly and fair… but we must not assume… Don and Donna everywhere. Italian? Not sure what the hell the whole letter situation is about. Antonia, girl, please learn more about the world first. She’s too naive and trusting to be married off so young T_T

The monk is mysterious. Antonia is innocent and new to the world, she is naive and trusting. Her father died when she was an infant. Her aunt is strict and gallant. Lorenzo is infatuated by her, so is the count. Though it is the Monk who has captured Antonio’s interest.

Poor natasia. I get her, really, I do.

Ooo Natasia gagging everyone lol.

Okay but, why does prince like Natasia? Her entrance was a bit rude and she thought he was just the servant. She wasn’t that rude, but, yeah. Not the best impression. Maybe her confidence? She’s very self assured and doesn’t seem to succumb to society’s expectations. She breaks the barriers and it shocks everyone. Natasia reveals she trusts Muishkin. The other men r evil

Gania appreciates the prince’s honesty. I don’t quite understand natasia just yet. The general is eccentric and exaggerates stories and boasts. Varia is fearless. Nina is serious. Rogolin is desperate for Natasias hand.

Rogojin is weird

Gania is a diva, Muishkin just got here, Varana is unbothered and Natasia has a mission

what the fuck? I was hoping the toilet scene was describing piss, not fucking shit. Had to take a break after that

Elio and Maria… Is Elio perhaps putting himself in Oliver’s position to understand him more? Understand what to give to him? I’m a little lost following the mental gymnastics that Elio rattles on about, but I get the gist of it.

Elio is freaky

Mix of classics and light-hearted novels is good for the soul

So sweet and wholesome. Achilles and Patroclus’ youthful love is so nostalgic. Bittersweet. Flooding…

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