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Sometimes family is an excommunicated knight, his adopted daughter the second coming of Christ, and a gay priest.

This is weirdly episodic in a way that kinda feels like reading a tv series?? I don’t hate it, it’s interesting

Oh, I see where this is going. This is a zombie apocalypse story. More accurately, this is one very specific zombie story. This is medieval The Last of Us.

2010s Disney movie levels of awful twist villain nonsense

Girl leave both of those men and get with your best friend instead smh

All of her problems could be solved with yuri

JAKYLL?? **JAKYLL???*** Don’t piss me offfff

I really love how this is a different kind of horror story for each POV. “My house is haunted by a scary samurai lady” vs “This demon appearing in the form of a white foreigner is an omen of the downfall of my family of my way of life and I must kill it”

That white boy needs to shut up sometimes

Giggling and kicking my feet these dorks are just too cute together

“For an old man, he wasn’t bad looking. He had to be at least thirty.”

This might be the funniest completely sincere line I’ve ever read. Kady Cross what do you mean he’s 30 and he’s an “old man”. Have you met another human being. Like ever.

God, I love how messy the relationships are here. Griffin and Finley both mutually pining after each other while Finley pretends to flirt with Dalton while Mei is ACTUALLY in love with Dalton but pretending to be in love with Jasper, Jasper being genuinely in love with Mei but also crushing on Emily who’s happily in love with Sam… cinema.

Griffin King you wonderfully strange little man

Ahhh I needed this tbh

I am Younger Brother’s #1 hater

Somehow both deeply anti-racist and yet also exceedingly misogynist